A Great Guide for Staying Healthy

[Mermaid Kelda]

Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says "I'll have some H2O, too."
The second chemist dies.

Alternatively:

Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.

[SeaGlass Siren]

^LOL!!! CLEVER.

[Floppus]

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