I have so many it's crazy lol.

When it come to thinking about things i would like to do when i get my first mermaid tail. I would really love to work and swim in an aquarium with my tail. I always wanted to be in a large aquarium but i don't know how to go about doing such things. lol
In live in Houston but there is a Sea world in San Antonio that is always hiring underwater performers. So the only place in Houston i can see myself working as a mermaid is the city aquarium downtown. I don't think they have any underwater performers there..and i am not sure what they would ask me to have on my resume if i try to get a job there as a mermaid. I also wanted to use my mermaid powers to Encourage Dreams, Imagination, Inspiration and Motivation to all ages.
So to those who are working as mermaids i have these questions.

Where did you start?
How did you go about advertising yourself as a mermaid?
Where you asked to have any degrees or certificates?
If or when businesses call you to preform what do they ask you?
Do you always need someone to carry you while your in your tail? Or do you have another way of getting where you need to be?
Have you ever been in your tail or in the water before guests arrive to be entertained?

I hope it's not to much to answer x.x
I haven't been too sure about the questions i wanted to ask until now. Answer as best you can please.. I know the way i asked was a bit weird i guess. lol