Thanks to the sweet gift of [mention]Mermaid Kristy [/mention]‘s Mertailer guppy tail, I got to enjoy my own first mermaid excursion, using a year’s worth of yoga exercise to heave myself onto a rock while my wife and kid snapped photos.

Sorta beat myself up trying to haul my wet fishbutt onto the rock, so that’s possibly a reason that newbies learn with starter tail. Lessons, like, it’s hard to swim in a cold-ass river and rocks are way trickier to surmount without human legs. But so worth it, after the kid and wife got bored with snapping photos, I had a time just splashing around in the river like a fool and, damn, it was great.

Also a couple kayakers were shocked to heck to discover a mermaid along their trip.

More photos on my site: https://irev.net/sample/mermaid-me-spring-2020