Mermaid swear words

[Merlene]

Hi!

I might be playing a mermaid at a Larp this summer! And I'm going to be mean.
Do you know any good sea-related swearings? xD

[Alveric]

Why that needle-toothed, fin-biting son of a guppy!

[Mermaid Sirena]

Ahaaahaha Alveric I love it!

[Nemefish]

you bottom-feeder haha :S

[New York Mermaid]

Holy shark!!
Fluke you! (i use that one a bit often when im pissed at the hubby)

[Merman Ray]

This topic makes me smile I can't wait to see more ideas. Sorry I don't have any ideas myself but I will keep an eye on this topic.

[MermanJesse]

You are such a barnacle!

[Neria]

holy carp!

[Alveric]

Plankton breath!

[Bellasea]

All of them have me laughing they're so cute

[MermaidRaegan]

I think Bottom-feeder is my favorite.

"Dude, don't be such a guppy!"

[Gem Stone]

Landlubber! (it's a bit more pirate speak but I know more pirate/sailor talk than mer talk)
Scurvy dogs
You piece of hard tack!

[Nemefish]

I think Bottom-feeder is my favorite.

"Dude, don't be such a guppy!"

thanks :3

[MermaidAubrin]

Bullshark!

[Bellasea]

holy carp!

Haha! One of my friends had to do a presentation about Paul Watson. One of her scenes was of Paul Watson's ship being between a whaler ship and a whale. The whaler shot a right over their heads in order to hit the whale. She wanted to say 'holy crap' but that was found inapporate for school. So instead she used 'holy carp.'

[Mermaid~Emi]

I know that the Homestuck web comic has a character that does a lot of fish puns.

[Gem Stone]

Lil guppy

[Mermaid Dottie]

You're such a Hammerhead! Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Maybe I should call you a nurse shark.
you're such a shrimp.
Yeah, I got expelled from my school. It was bullshark. I mean come on! Who gets expelled from a school for being a bad bass?

[Merlene]

Awesome! Thank you! Oh, and when I am here, I might as well ask for more tips ^^
It's going to be a Harry Potter larp, and it's going to be Hogwarts, like a summer camp. And one day they are going to learn about mermaids in their care of magical creatures class. The larp takes place at a hotel by a lake. We're thinking that the first class will hunt for the mermaid (me), and there is the first thing I need help with... How do they lure me to the mainland? A song, perhaps? Or with some kind of catnip for mermaids? Do you have any ideas?
And when they catch me, they will use stupefy to knock me out, and then carry me to the school where I will be in a hot tub. I will use the mermaids from Pirates f the Caribbean as an inspiration. I'm going to be evil, but when I'm imprisoned, I'll be too tired to do anything else than... small attacks. Like attracting a student to come to me, then suddenly grab his hair and splash water on him. Do you have more tips about what to do? How to act like the evil mermaid I'm supposed to be? Seductive and mean

[MermaidMermeron(Cameron)]

Kelp for brains!!!