I know it's a bit cliché but i like list especially the You know you are X when Y kind like for an exemple You know you are a metalhead when...and i didn't seem to find that kind of topic here and well i think it could be fun, of course this type of list are always made for community laugh and tends to be a bit exagerated and i'm going into that spirit. I try to start : 1-You know you are a mer when...you seems to can't stop collect or obsess with anything more or less mer related. 2-You know you are a mer when...some people dreams of buy themselves a big car with more money well your not even wealthy enough to have a car alone let alone a big one but you would try any big car for your first mer tail you wish for everyday. 3-You know you are a mer when...you sometimes forgot they are people who don't car about mer stuff and find them a bit weird. 4-Forget about heaven or hell you wanna go under the sea after death. 5-You want to kill whoever made this pool security rules so restrictive. 6-If you were beautiful and competent swimmer and diver enough for that nothing would stop you from choosing pro mer as first career choice. Not even family wanting that strange thing they cool "some real job" that sounds so dull and unatractive. 7-Enough of all this so mainstream unbearable earth-related music on the radio let's have a bit of sea themed music like Pirate Metal for an exemple. I love that. 8-Even if you know you are a mer when...you start to think about sea music+mer tail and the addition of ideas makes you feel uneasy imagining how you could ever dance on earth with you mer tail...i mean aquatic dance are beautiful but they probably need lot of training i'm a "baby" mermaid still dreaming her first mer tail. 9-You even thinked about such a list to begin with. 10-You jump on every far related occasion to wear a mer costum and you're the only nerd around able to understand why. Your turn!
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