Last edited by Mermaid Jaffa; 01-12-2019 at 09:28 PM.
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That awkward moment when you find out a friend or colleague likes mermaids and you start to over-enthusiastically "test the waters" with not-so subtle references to mermaid tails to see if they would be interested in joining your one-mer pod.
The struggles of being a lone mer in a country that hasn't discovered mermaiding yet. (Something I want to change)
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This was my first public event as a volunteer mermaid (not my gig lol), I had met up with a few mers and a professional mermaid at a Pirate Fest locally, and when i was about to get my tail from finfun on, I slipped and fell. (We were at the boat launch). I ended up getting a scrape on my knee, but it wasn't too bad. Didnt even bleed. But my shorts got wet lmao. I was fine, not hurt.
I do! Heres my review: https://youtu.be/pN6kehn55lk
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OH, so you are that girl! I watched this a while ago, and I loved it! how is the tail doing so far? I am (hoping) to get one for my birthday, so I want to know all about it, so I am prepared. Keep up the good work, and don't let anyone tell you what to do!
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When you get really comfortable in the water and ready to try swimming underwater and cant sink. Then proceed to try REALLY hard and manage to end upside down with butt and legs sticking straight out but somehow STILL not making it down at all!
My fiance tried to show me all kinds of ways but i guess a big ol booty and spare tire make me much too bouyant.
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oh my Neptune yes! but usually when they ask to feel it they've already indicated that they know its not real, and me in the moment not being great at improv just agrees with them, especially since I might want to take off my tail later to swim with dual lower appendages
The super awkward moment when you have not told your boyfriend about being a merman yet. And then comes over with food to surprise you but you are on the floor trying on your new tail.
Good news he thought it was cute and was fascinated how real the fabric tail looked
When you and your pod go to the pool, and there's two girls (pre teen?) with Fin Fun tails. (This is new for me because in the years I've been mermaiding I haven't run into kid mers)
Hasn't happened yet, but I'm dreading the awkward moment when I go swimming in Lake Balaton and some kid tries to ask me about my tail while I don't speak a lick of Hungarian :')
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when you havent swam in your tail in forever and you start cramping everywhere. like??? i dont remember this happening ever 2 laps. im a mermaid why is this happening????
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Dehydrated and did you stretch before hand? What's your vitamin intake like?
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Honestly, probably piss poor. I'm not a healthy eater lol
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