I'm so excited, you have no idea!!... or, wait, you probably do. XD We won't start making it for him until a while after he gets a monofin and perfects the swimming style, but the design is turning epically badass. Mermaiding is such a huge thing for me, and I can't wait to share it with my mate.
Dottie: That awkward moment when pregnant mers start teaching you about procreation. XD
Dark colors and spiky, mean-looking fins are the way to go for a guy
Oh geez. That would be worse. I think I must be lucky, because the lady at the aquatic center was the only one that was asking me pointed questions that way. All of the parents just ask me how much it would be to make one for their little princes and Princesses.Originally Posted by Wingéd Mermaid
Mermaid Dottie
ATTENTION: Please use extreme caution when feeding the mermaid. Failure to do so could result in loss of digits.
That's what we were thinking too; he's currently wanting lots of dark blues and greys, and possibly some talon like ends to his fluke. ^^' Time to get creative!
Yeah yeah! That's almost exactly how we did my first one, not sure if you have seen it. The new one we just finished (no silicone, straight painted neoprene) is even meaner I think. We call it "Diablo".
Haha, yes I have! It's totally badass! We're using a dragon as an inspiration to give it that super-manly feel.
*Gay Mermaid Problem*
awkward moment when cute boy at the local pool swims and flirts with you
now theirs a very noticeable lump in the front of your tail
Little Sailor, Little fool, your better heed the golden rule
do unto other just as you, would like to to have them do to you
you think you can just walk away,but no, it doesn't work that way
see once your mine, your'll always be
I never give anything for free...
Ow! I just hurt my chest because of how hard I was laughing..... *gasping for breath* Shouldn't...be...that...funny....but is!
Mermaid Dottie
ATTENTION: Please use extreme caution when feeding the mermaid. Failure to do so could result in loss of digits.
Awkward! Makes sense though... hot merguy= were I not happily married, I would flirt.
Mermaid Dottie
ATTENTION: Please use extreme caution when feeding the mermaid. Failure to do so could result in loss of digits.
that awkward moment when:
Kanti and Raina break the network XD XD
Also, that awkward moment when Raina realizes drawing under water doesnt work....
hahahah lmfao thats funny XD !!!!!!
oh dear god.... * OMG face from tumblr*AMEN! PREACH BROTHER!!! *dances like a crazy chorus lady*
That awkward moment when your boyfriend suddenly starts refering to the tail he was designing for you as 'his tail' and it takes you a minute to figure out that he's agreeing to be a merman in the most subtle way possible, so then you start jumping glomping him while yelling "BE THE FATHER OF MY MERBABIES!" and everyone at the lunch table stares at you like your mad-merwoman.
..... yes, I just did this....
XD
No! No more... DYING here!!
*effectively lol's herself into a coma
Mermaid Dottie
ATTENTION: Please use extreme caution when feeding the mermaid. Failure to do so could result in loss of digits.
Can't breath. Too much laughter. Oh my Neptune.
Here's a tip from the world of pro wrestling: Chris Kanyon, a gay pro wrestler was worried about becomming "excited" during a match and he was advised to wear very tight underwear beneath his tights.
This is an issue that would worry me as a straight man as well.
Ackward moment, breaking your mom's sewing machine and when she asks what you did, bluntly telling that you were sewing a neoprene tail. Her answer, should I get a doctor or the vet?
Your imagination is your only limit
that awkward moment when you try to explain the whole merman thing to your mom and the first thing she asks " are you on drugs ? "
hahathat awkward moment when you try to explain the whole merman thing to your mom and the first thing she asks " are you on drugs ? "
That awkward moment when you introduce someone as one of your "mer-friends" and your mother looks at you both funny because she has no clue what you're talking about.
User formerly known as "Mermaid Brooke".
Mermaid Rillia
That Awkward moment when the Swim Class Instructor tells you that you are too beautiful a mermaid and your distracting all her kids during class time. :oops:
That Awkward Moment when, during a "Wet-Date" with your Boyfriend/Mertender, the Lifeguard asks you to be more G-rated as the Boys in the aforementioned swim class complained to him that "He" was kissing and hugging "Their" Mermaid.
That Awkward Moment when the parents hand out water guns to their boys birthday party (actually against the public pool's rules!) and the next thing you hear is "SHOOT THE MERMAID!"
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