This terrible, but also just too funny not to share. To me, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened!
Ren Faire Armored Robbery of the Day
Monday morning, a band of armor-clad brigands held up the main tent of a renaissance faire at sword-point, making off with around $25,000. In the town of Bitche, France.
Yes, you read all of that correctly. The robbers are still at large, presumably spending their gold on ale and wenches.
Nerds in tights robbed by thieves in tights at medieval festival
They say you should dress for the job that you want, not the job that you have. So, if you want to be a medieval thief, dress like a medieval thief, especially if your plan is to rob one of the largest medieval festivals in Europe. Three or four individuals in knight costumes stole almost $25,000 from the organizers of the Médiévales Européennes de Bitche, trying to tie one festival employee up before hitting another with an ax handle (not with a big-ass turkey leg?) and making off with the cash. With an estimated 11,000 attendees — most of them in their finest chain-mail ensembles — how do you track down the costume-clad robbers? What a bitche.
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