Because I ate the above questions...
So why am I still hungry?
Because I ate the above questions...
So why am I still hungry?
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Because 1's and 0's don't fill that much.
Why is there a chicken sitting on my LCD screen?
Your imagination is your only limit
Because it thinks it's a launchpad
Why did the mermaid cross the road?
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Because the mangos were on the other side.
Why are you eating that curtain?
Because the candies on it looked so real.
Why did my computer have to give up on me?
Your imagination is your only limit
because computers are generally flighty and inconsistent
Whats a fire and why does it, whats the word, burn ?
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Maybe they found a paper bag big enough for the task.
Really, why is a mermaid tail considered clothing even when it's not a costume?
Maybe they've found a paper bag big enough to do the job.
Seriously, why is a mermaid tail accepted as clothing even when it's not a costume?
Maybe they've found a paper bag big enough to do the job.
Seriously, why is a mermaid tail accepted as clothing even when it's not a costume?
Who knows? Maybe it's magic!
Why do humans have feet instead of fins?
"Silence is beautiful, not awkward. The human tendency to be afraid of something beautiful is awkward."
Because they're cursed.. They just don't know it. There is hope for them, but most don't realize. Poor land creatures.
Why won't people eat my cooking?
Cause they are freaking amazing!
Why isn't the earth flat?
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The giants have not yet come to squish it! (hint hint! 2012 the world will end!!)
Why did u kiss a frog?
"Silence is beautiful, not awkward. The human tendency to be afraid of something beautiful is awkward."
Because it wouldn't tell me how to make frog legs unless I did.
Why did the frog legs I made taste suspiciously human?? :O
Because you didn't use enough ketchup.
How do you know what human tastes like?
That is a long tale involving several interdimensional loops and one very, very angry chupacabra.
Why won't it snow when I want it to?
Because I keep hogging the nature lines influencing the volleyball in class.
My lava cake had real lava, and everyone hated it. I'm confused.
They've never had lava? I'm confused to!
What happened to your tail?
"Silence is beautiful, not awkward. The human tendency to be afraid of something beautiful is awkward."
I sold it to the sea witch for a hippie van of broken promises.
Why are there only seven seas?
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Cause they think it looks funny
Why are some people so hard to understand?
Your imagination is your only limit
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