It is a very quotable unboxing video:

"Merry Christmas to me...I'm a mermaid!"

"What if there's a wardrobe malfunction?"

"Are you gonna try it on?" "No, I'm NEVER gonna try it on!"

"Look at this beautiful Mermaid Queen." "Why thank you....Keep giving me compliments." "No."

"I feel so happy right now....I also feel kind of weird, but that may be just because my legs have been bound. Hahaha...what legs?"

"CATFISH!" (You'll get it when you watch the vid!)

I'll add one of my own: your skin blend is SPOT on....