ah yes, I get tons of "conversation starters" like that.

Especially the "hi there beautiful" and such I really don't get.
What exactly is my incentive to respond to that? lol.

and the millions of "pokes", what's up with that?
Am I expected to look up the pokers, find them interesting, and poke them back, or what?
Do they realize how many pokes I get, and that I would be sitting on FB all day if I tried to react to them?