Did you hear about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one custoMER, but at least it serves a PORPOISE!
What's the cruelest gift to give a mermaid?
Fishnet stockings.
"Please don't fucking drown." - Regina, my daughter
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http://pinterest.com/oldhamedia/oceana/
This is my newest favorite thread!
Even mermaids need tech support.
where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet?
on-line!
if a mermaid and a cow mate, will that have Moomaids?
what part of a mermaid weighs the most?
the scales
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
deFINitely!!
Even mermaids need tech support.
Why are dolphins more clever than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of the pool and feed them fish!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark
What did the mermaid said to the merman?
Sea you later
The world sees us as Merfolk
We see ourselves as a Pod, as a family
We live to swim
I otter stop reading these, they are too finny.
H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”
what did the ocean say to the shore?
nothing, it just waved
Take the wave now and know that you're freeTurn your back on the land face the seaFace the wind now so wild and so strongWhen you think of meWave to me and send me a song
What did the ocean say to the naked mermaid? I sea you!
H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”
How do you tell the difference between a sea pig and a land pig?
When you ask it what kind of pig they are, and your mouth fills with water, it's probably a sea pig.
What do you get when a crowd of merfolk talk amongst themselves?
A mermer of voices!
~~ Awaken your Inner Mermaid ~~
Visit my art thread: http://mernetwork.com/index/showthre...-s-Merfolk-Art
two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
if you can think of a better fish pun let minnow.
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
"Please don't fucking drown." - Regina, my daughter
http://www.pearliemae.net
https://www.facebook.com/MermaidPearlieMae
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PearlieMae
http://pinterest.com/oldhamedia/oceana/
I hope no ones feels orcaward reading this.
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
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