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    Mermaid jokes.

    Puns are also accepted and encouraged ^^


    This is literally just a thread peeps can come in and just drop jokes. (preferable mermaid/water related though, so they can be used for kids later on if desired. But that isn't really so much as a rule for this thread but a suggestion.)

    I will start:


    how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
    TENtickles

    what is a sea monsters favorite snack?
    Ships and Dip

    what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    nothing, they just waved.
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    Yay! The thread is made! Okay, here are some ones I have heard...

    What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    You can't tuna fish!

    Why did the mermaid blush?
    She saw the big ship's bottom.

    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    They spend many years at C.

    What part of a mermaid weighs the most?
    The scales.
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    what do mermaids drive?
    MERcedes.
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    why do you wear seashells?

    Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
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    Why don't oysters give to charity?
    Because they're shellfish.

    What does a mermaid wear to math class?
    An algae-bra.

    I found these jokes on this website: http://wordsinmocean.com/2012/03/20/ocean-jokes/

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    oh no, I just looked and there might already be a thread like this D:

    (should I take this down or?)


    Edit: oh wait no, it's different, it is more about turning everday phrases into mermaid puns. similar but different, i think it should be fine ^^
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    I guess so.. Oh, well!

    *Edit- okay then!

    Edit- I should probably stop posting so much on this thread right now..
    Last edited by Mermaid Aika; 12-05-2014 at 02:53 PM.

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    what is the opposite of a mermaid? no, it is NOT a merman, it is a merbutler.

    what do you call an aquatic person's breast tissue?
    Mam-mer-aries
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    oh god LOL!! you girls crack me up!

    Have MER-cy on me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren View Post
    oh god LOL!! you girls crack me up!

    Have MER-cy on me!
    Lol! *sits in awkwardness trying to think of a good comeback*

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    where does a mermaid sleep?
    On a water bed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Lunette View Post
    where does a mermaid sleep?
    On a water bed!
    Or a kelp bed!

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    where do mermaids see movies?
    at a dive-in
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    If you make me laugh any harder online, I'll have to go the E-MERgency Room!

    Mermaid Galene (pronounced Guh-LEE-nee)



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    Neptune's Keep makes music with fish. Fish have hidden depths!


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    What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
    Show me your mussels!

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    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck!

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    this thread also accepts jokes in the form of memes (again, if possible, mermaid/water realted)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Lunette View Post
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    LOL!

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