what it is you are thinking of doing? go for it while you still have the oppor-tuna-ty!
what it is you are thinking of doing? go for it while you still have the oppor-tuna-ty!
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
are you sitting on a really good fish pun? don't be koi, share it!
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
Is any one carping about the bad puns?
H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”
This is the closest thing to a pun that I have and I didn't even think of it, one of the crew members of NEBP thought of it as a joke while we were at Rhode Island Comic Con and it just kind of stuck since.
Where do mermaids go for yummy coffee?
Why, Sunkin Donuts of course!"
why don't oysters give to charity?
because they are shellfish.
what did one tadpole say to the other?
show me your mussels.
where does seaweed look for a job?
in the 'kelp-wanted' ads.
what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
a nervous wreck.
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
what is the difference between a piano and a fish?
well, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
ahahahahah
Why all the puns?
Oh, for the halibut.
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
This one killed me.Originally Posted by Mermaid Aika
Why did the mermaid leave the ocean?
Because she thought it was too mainstream!
Last edited by OceanWhisper; 12-15-2014 at 09:32 PM.
What an outRAYgeous thread, we batter krill out guys.
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
(I dunno if I should be elated or ashamed of that last one xD
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
I heard corals die when they get stressed out? About what???
...current events.
Careful everybody, I don't want anybody to bust a gill.
It is lookin like the dead sea out here.
Let's raise some halibut.
User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".
What is a pirates favorite letter
Normal answer "r"
Nay, tis the c they love
Or it could be AYE!
How do we know mermen are really good at sports?
Da-feet is not an option.
What did Mrs. Beaver say to Mr. Beaver when he told her the river is giving them problems?
Dam it!
A mer couple were out on a date when the merman says to the mermaid "you know I have confession to make. I was born on shore." The mermaid says to him "how is that a problem?" He says "well it means I'm a real son of a beach."
Why does Snoop Dogg wants to be a merman?
Sea-weed
When you make the impossible become possible, that when the magic happens!
Survivor of cyberbullies
This funny thread. I like. ❤️
This thread needs to be revived! Mermaid jokes are the best!
Here's one...
Why do mermaids swim in saltwater?
Because if they swam in pepperwater, they would sneeze!
https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/h...ible/s-2297506
Google image search:
Hagar horrible mermaid
There are a dozen or so of them.
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Let the storm rage on!
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