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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Lunette View Post
    Gordon Ramsay!

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    Did you hear about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
    It only has one custoMER, but at least it serves a PORPOISE!

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    What's the cruelest gift to give a mermaid?

    Fishnet stockings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PearlieMae View Post
    What's the cruelest gift to give a mermaid?
    a Fishnet stockings.
    Very true Pearlie!
    By the way, did you hear about the red ship that collided with a blue ship? All the sailors were marooned.

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    This is my newest favorite thread!
    Even mermaids need tech support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    This is my newest favorite thread!

    So we just, MERmade your day?
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    where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet?
    on-line!

    if a mermaid and a cow mate, will that have Moomaids?

    what part of a mermaid weighs the most?
    the scales
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    deFINitely!!
    Even mermaids need tech support.

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    Why are dolphins more clever than humans?
    Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of the pool and feed them fish!

    To whom do fish go to borrow money?
    The loan shark

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    What did the mermaid said to the merman?
    Sea you later
    The world sees us as Merfolk
    We see ourselves as a Pod, as a family
    We live to swim

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    I otter stop reading these, they are too finny.
    H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”

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    what did the ocean say to the shore?
    nothing, it just waved
    Take the wave now and know that you're free
    Turn your back on the land face the sea
    Face the wind now so wild and so strong
    When you think of me
    Wave to me and send me a song

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    What did the ocean say to the naked mermaid? I sea you!
    H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by telzey.amberdon View Post
    I otter stop reading these, they are too finny.
    I seagree

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    How do you tell the difference between a sea pig and a land pig?
    When you ask it what kind of pig they are, and your mouth fills with water, it's probably a sea pig.

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    What do you get when a crowd of merfolk talk amongst themselves?

    A mermer of voices!
    ~~ Awaken your Inner Mermaid ~~


    Visit my art thread: http://mernetwork.com/index/showthre...-s-Merfolk-Art

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    two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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    if you can think of a better fish pun let minnow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Lunette View Post
    two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
    Lunette!!!

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    I hope no ones feels orcaward reading this.
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