Mermaid jokes.

[Mermaid Aika]

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Gordon Ramsay!

[Mermaid Aika]

Did you hear about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one custoMER, but at least it serves a PORPOISE!

[PearlieMae]

What's the cruelest gift to give a mermaid?

Fishnet stockings.

[Mermaid Aika]

What's the cruelest gift to give a mermaid?
a Fishnet stockings.

Very true Pearlie!
By the way, did you hear about the red ship that collided with a blue ship? All the sailors were marooned.

[Marlin]

This is my newest favorite thread!

[Mermaid Lunette]

This is my newest favorite thread!

So we just, MERmade your day?

[Mermaid Lunette]

where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet?
on-line!

if a mermaid and a cow mate, will that have Moomaids?

what part of a mermaid weighs the most?
the scales

[Marlin]

deFINitely!!

[Mermaid Aika]

Why are dolphins more clever than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of the pool and feed them fish!

To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark

[Aquos Savar]

What did the mermaid said to the merman?
Sea you later

[telzey.amberdon]

I otter stop reading these, they are too finny.

[PhaylennMurúch]

what did the ocean say to the shore?
nothing, it just waved

[telzey.amberdon]

What did the ocean say to the naked mermaid? I sea you!

[Arielle]

I otter stop reading these, they are too finny.

I seagree

[SeaGlass Siren]

How do you tell the difference between a sea pig and a land pig?
When you ask it what kind of pig they are, and your mouth fills with water, it's probably a sea pig.

[Lucinda]

What do you get when a crowd of merfolk talk amongst themselves?

A mermer of voices!

[Mermaid Lunette]

two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

[Mermaid Lunette]

if you can think of a better fish pun let minnow.

[PearlieMae]

two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Lunette!!!

[Mermaid Lunette]

I hope no ones feels orcaward reading this.