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  1. #41
    what it is you are thinking of doing? go for it while you still have the oppor-tuna-ty!
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  2. #42
    are you sitting on a really good fish pun? don't be koi, share it!
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  3. #43
    Is any one carping about the bad puns?
    H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”

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    This is the closest thing to a pun that I have and I didn't even think of it, one of the crew members of NEBP thought of it as a joke while we were at Rhode Island Comic Con and it just kind of stuck since.

    Where do mermaids go for yummy coffee?
    Why, Sunkin Donuts of course!"

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    why don't oysters give to charity?
    because they are shellfish.

    what did one tadpole say to the other?
    show me your mussels.

    where does seaweed look for a job?
    in the 'kelp-wanted' ads.

    what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    a nervous wreck.
    User formerly known as "LittleBlue222".

  6. #46
    what is the difference between a piano and a fish?
    well, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!


  7. #47
    Why all the puns?
    Oh, for the halibut.
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    Senior Member Pod of the Southwest Vrindavana Starfish's Avatar
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    Way, way too far from the ocean. :(
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    Very true Pearlie!
    By the way, did you hear about the red ship that collided with a blue ship? All the sailors were marooned.
    This one killed me.

  9. #49
    Why did the mermaid leave the ocean?
    Because she thought it was too mainstream!
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  10. #50
    What an outRAYgeous thread, we batter krill out guys.
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  11. #51
    (I dunno if I should be elated or ashamed of that last one xD
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  12. #52
    I heard corals die when they get stressed out? About what???

    ...current events.

  13. #53
    Careful everybody, I don't want anybody to bust a gill.

    It is lookin like the dead sea out here.

    Let's raise some halibut.
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    Senior Member Pod of the Midwest mermaid mazu's Avatar
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    What is a pirates favorite letter

    Normal answer "r"

    Nay, tis the c they love

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaid mazu View Post
    What is a pirates favorite letter

    Normal answer "r"

    Nay, tis the c they love
    Or it could be AYE!

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    How do we know mermen are really good at sports?
    Da-feet is not an option.

    What did Mrs. Beaver say to Mr. Beaver when he told her the river is giving them problems?
    Dam it!

    A mer couple were out on a date when the merman says to the mermaid "you know I have confession to make. I was born on shore." The mermaid says to him "how is that a problem?" He says "well it means I'm a real son of a beach."

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    Why does Snoop Dogg wants to be a merman?
    When you make the impossible become possible, that when the magic happens!

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  18. #58
    This funny thread. I like. ❤️

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    Junior Member Pod of the Midwest Mermaid Rivera's Avatar
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    This thread needs to be revived! Mermaid jokes are the best!

    Here's one...

    Why do mermaids swim in saltwater?

    Because if they swam in pepperwater, they would sneeze!

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    Google image search:

    Hagar horrible mermaid

    There are a dozen or so of them.
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