https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/2455...p-evening-gown

"We are the original and first clothing company to put lights in dresses and have been doing it for over 15 years, Your dress can even light up underwater if you'd like"

Wow, the first?!?! 15 years?!?!? Underwater???!!!!???!?!?!?!?!
Your Etsy store just SCREAMS experience and skill so I think I'll have to ignore the lack of actual not-stolen product photos from the past 15 years of light-up dresses and fork out more than $1000 for a dress that will DEFINITELY hold up underwater because that is not hard to engineer at all

You'd think if you actually made Carrie Underwood a dress, you'd plaster that name-drop fucking everywhere.