Gaming Mers? *looks around*

[Merman Dan]

I have a sizeable collection of dice...which...keeps growing...obviously. In fact, one of my dice sets gave me an idea for a mermaid tail.

Dice? Oooohhh.... you mean "cat toys"
To be fair I haven't run a face-to-face game since January of '95. When your taste for DMing runs towards undersea adventures, it's hard to find a local crowd.