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    Quote Originally Posted by Merman Dan View Post
    For every time my 14-year old son tells me to shut up, I will be scratching my testicles in front of his future girlfriend (or boyfriend). That is all.
    Awesome. You win at parent.


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    Parenting at its finest. I completely and totally applaud you. Lol if I ever pop one out, I'm coming to you for advice!!
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    Awe. I'm glad he apologized. When my boyfriend gets sassy or ignores me, (we're both gamers too) I just give him the cold shoulder, and when he apologizes, I tell him how it made me feel and we learn from it. Or I just go ride my horse for HOURS without checking in.
    Drives him crazy
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    Dan... That's amazing.

    Yeah it's kinda sad that once you decide to give them the cold shoulder they're like "oh shit I made a mistake I should say something." Well it's better than nothing and dealing with a total prick I suppose. Sometimes he can be a bit slow which is a little frustrating. But Most of the time he's a sweetheart.

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    As for the whole girlfriend or boyfriend thing, my wife once approached me.

    "Jack says he is gay."
    "He can't be gay. The boy couldn't color-coordinate an outfit if his life depended on it."

    Mind you I have no interest in professional sports, can't change the oil in my car, love perusing flower catalogs, listen to new age music, have loads of soundtracks in my iTunes Library, and cry at the drop of a hat for my favorite movies. So there you go.
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    It is the peafowl breeding season and I was hoping my birds would stay on their normal schedule of starting to lay eggs in April. A lot of people are hatch-a-holics which means they are addicted to hatching bird eggs. I am not one of those people because I get very stressed out incubating peafowl eggs. I worry about them especially around hatch day because several times I have dealt with the nightmare that is helping a peachick out of the egg because it breaks a hole in the egg but gets stuck inside and it is very scary trying to avoid causing it to bleed to death. You have to go slowly and take your time and it is just very stressful. I love raising up the peachicks, but the hatching part is rough. Anyways, today I found the first egg of the year and I have mixed emotions about getting the first egg a month early. I have to hatch because I need more experience and need to sell peachicks to break even, but I am super worried about how it will go! I have increased the peahen's calcium intake so hopefully that will help prevent getting weak peachicks that can't hatch on their own. This first egg I collected is going to be sold so I won't start incubating eggs just yet - but I am sure it won't be long before I will be firing up the incubator.
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    Not really a bitch but I made a really funny video...I can't post said video because it's kind of inappropriate. Crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid View Post
    Not really a bitch but I made a really funny video...I can't post said video because it's kind of inappropriate. Crap.
    appropriateness is in the eye of the beholder.
    (and in the ToS of whereever you're posting it, I suppose. haha)

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    Ugh f*ck I was supposed to have a photoshoot in SD today and instead I spent most of today at the doctor's office because some things have no sense of timing. Stupid mortal body with mortal problems.
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    Anahita if it makes you feel any better I just got sick too

    Woke up with a sore throat, chills and a burning body, and a headache. Not sure how it happened but I do work at the mall. very little people happened yesterday because of impending icestormgeddon. Speaking of even though it was falling ice it was quite warm. It's been extremely cold the past few days. (Maybe it's from the weather change)
    But then again it could also be the poisonous fumes I accidentally inhaled when I was spraying protection on my new boots.

    And now I type in bed.blah. And I'm on my period. Blah.

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    Anahita if it makes you feel any better I just got sick too

    Woke up with a sore throat, chills and a burning body, and a headache. Not sure how it happened but I do work at the mall. very little people happened yesterday because of impending icestormgeddon. Speaking of even though it was falling ice it was quite warm. It's been extremely cold the past few days. (Maybe it's from the weather change)
    But then again it could also be the poisonous fumes I accidentally inhaled when I was spraying protection on my new boots.

    And now I type in bed.blah. And I'm on my period. Blah.
    I just had the whole crippling, nearly-puking migraine joy last night and I'm still in that 'feeling wierd' post-migraine zone T_T I think codine is the only thing keeping it from returning today >_<
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    how is everyone getting sick today????
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren View Post
    how is everyone getting sick today????
    Technically I got sick yesterday :P
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    Okay, so if you follow the TAMW thread, you would know that I was supposed to pick up a 7 foot tank for 65 bucks today.

    The guy LIED about where he was located!!! So we were driving around in the boondocks, looking for a road that doesn't exist!

    I asked if he could deliver it, and he said no, then went online, reposted it, and told people that I lied about picking it up, and that I never showed!

    I googled your address you little turd blossom!
    Your road doesn't exist in this state!

    GARAHGARGARHH! !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid View Post
    Okay, so if you follow the TAMW thread, you would know that I was supposed to pick up a 7 foot tank for 65 bucks today.

    The guy LIED about where he was located!!! So we were driving around in the boondocks, looking for a road that doesn't exist!

    I asked if he could deliver it, and he said no, then went online, reposted it, and told people that I lied about picking it up, and that I never showed!

    I googled your address you little turd blossom!
    Your road doesn't exist in this state!

    GARAHGARGARHH! !
    That asshole!
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    I'm so mad I could spit fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid View Post
    I'm so mad I could spit fire.
    Have you been able to get in contact with him about it?

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    Yeah, he just said that he gave me a real address, I told him that I googled to find directions, and it's not even an address in a state. He stopped talking
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    That is terrible Shimmer! I hope everything gets sorted out.

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    when you told him you were a mermaid, he was scared for his life, because he figured you were going to lure him to his death. (he's heard the stories. the actual stories, not the disneyfied cartoon versions). So he gave you a false address kind of like women give creepy bar guys a false phone number.

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