That's amazing.
That's amazing.
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
salty bob omg.
im babysitting this second grader who knows about boobs
like wtf i didnt know about boobs in the second grade. i had to ask what a nipple was called.
Is that an Arrogant Worms reference? If so, you are awesomeOriginally Posted by Mermaid Mutiny
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I've always wondered what an octopus feels like.
Also, how do you deal with boob touches from kids? Do you just let them do it? Or do you say something? Or just laugh it off?
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
Are they touching because they want to see what Salty Bob feels like or are they just touching boobs for the sake of touching boobs. Some kids there are no boundaries. I used to work in childcare and there were always a couple of kids (aged around 3-5) would be pulling the front of your shirt open to have a look or just out right grabbing them.
You just kinda remove the hands and say it's not polite. I used to ask them would they like it if I stuck my fingers up there nose, and they usually got the idea. If you freak out about it or panic, they're going to think it's funny and try and do it again.
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a Whiting to a Snail
"There's a Porpoise right behind us and he's treading on my tail!"
Tail making progress http://mernetwork.com/index/showthre...-making-a-tail
TAMW one is enjoying the freedom of a monofin and nearly swims out of her fish pants!
Formerly known as ireneho
^^
old synchro swimming basic:
forget bikinis, NEVER swim in anything but a one-piece.
It is totally an Arrogant Worms reference. Good call!
https://youtu.be/DuGGNsE3_8Y
A little bit of both. I can't feel it anyway because the silicone is so thick on my top but I usually laugh, make sure the parents are laughing, and tell them that he really likes being stroked on a particular tentacle that comes around my neck.
>.< I'd just be like: stop. STOPPPPPPPPP!
Almost done making my first tail!!! -progress pictures at http://mernetwork.com/index/showthread.php?9784-Excited!-P-might-make-a-tail-tips&p=195098#post195098
-Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but true ones stay like an octopus on your face-Unknown
Yea I know... The mermaid shops I buy at, (Fin Fun and soon to be Sun Tails) don't make the one piece swimsuits for adults yet.^^
old synchro swimming basic:
forget bikinis, NEVER swim in anything but a one-piece.
Formerly known as ireneho
TAMW Your sister is talking about girls at her school saying stuff like "Mermaid life!" When talking about how much they "love" Ariel, and she's just like
"MERMAID LYYYYYFFFFEEEEE!!!!!"
*FLOP* *FLOP* *FLOP*
We need silicone tails so bad lol
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
TAMW you're watching awkwamarine... for the third time.. in 4 days.. lol it'd my all time favorite movie 😂 right next to LOTR
Formerly known as Savannah Staver
TAMW you are at a swimming birthday party as ariel and all the dads are standing around listening and a little girl decides to start feeling your shells. Then asks if they are covering your boobies. She then proceeds to explain that all princesses have boobies and that she even has really tiny boobies.
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YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha sorry just had to
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~Merman Rett Of Georgia~
(Formerly Known as Risingmermaid)
Well, I think I had my most awkward mermaid moment ever yesterday. I'm in the process of making my own tail, and I made a mold of the fluke (tail fin) this week and spent the last 2 days scraping clay out. The last little bits of this clay break up really well in hot water with a bit of dish soap and scrubbing. Unfortunately, this fin is so big (the total footprint is about 36"x48" [91.5x122cm]) that I can't really get more than a piece of it into the kitchen sink.
So I have to put it in the shower. It barely fits. And I have to get in there with it.
Cut to me in my bikini, wearing yellow rubber gloves and water shoes (because to dissolve the clay, the water has to be hot enough to burn my skin), on my hands and knees in the shower, alternating between a toothbrush and a scrubby brush, scrubbing away at a mermaid fin that's basically my size.
I'm really glad my husband wasn't home to see that, because he would have taken pictures, and then I would have had to murder him.
Lol! So essentially you were looking and playing the part of the flencer; the whaler who removes the blubber from such animals as whalers hunt. You could have launched into a Moby Dick-style speech! I'm impressed; you are a mermaid who has truly worked for her tail!
Because you can be a mermaid and
COMING SOMETIME (THERE'S NO HURRY):
MY TAIL; Merbella Studios and Tia Michelle Pesando's Collaboration,
THE FIRE ANGEL SEA DRAGON a.k.a.
THE MER ON FIRE!
That awkward moment when your biggest porn crush is following your merman account on Instagram!!!
Can't tell if awkward or awesome xD!That awkward moment when your biggest porn crush is following your merman account on Instagram!!!
Twmw all your coworkers (knowing full well you are a mermaid) tell you they need you to bless them with water. You head over to the Starbucks to get free water and you tell your cast members ovr the radio (the mermaid has aquired water and is swimming back) accidentally loud enough for patrons to hear.
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