B!TC# IT OUT!

[SeaGlass Siren]

say isn't he flying to florida?

[Merman Dan]

say isn't he flying to florida?

Mermen with twelve-pack abs get no respect at all....

[Merman Arion]

You have obviously not seen DAT ASS on Arion.

Yeah, we just need to fly Arion in to shake it for ya! I bet all the lady lifeguards will do as he pleases.

OMG

[Kishiko]

Mermen with twelve-pack abs get no respect at all....

Hey get Dan AND Arion down there, Pretty sure you could get them to change any rule


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[Ciriun]

Hey get Dan AND Arion down there, Pretty sure you could get them to change any rule


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Oh sure, but I'd be worried about the inevitable riots having both of them working (it) together would cause. Or does that just cause some sort of sexy implosion?

[Kishiko]

Oh sure, but I'd be worried about the inevitable riots having both of them working (it) together would cause. Or does that just cause some sort of sexy implosion?

Then again, they'd be too busy rioting to care about you swimming in a tail


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[Seatan]

OMG

Arion is handsome cutely-abashed guy. I am creepy smirking brow-wag guy. This is the way of the world.

[Mermaid Jaffa]

Shake shake shake, shake yo booty!

[Sabrina the Selkie]

Hahaha!!!

[Mermaid Jaffa]

Disclaimer: May not work for mermen.

Well in that case, beat your chest and flex your muscles.

[Echidna]

Methinks all this belongs into the Beefcake thread.

[Sabrina the Selkie]

Probably! XD

[Seatan]

I just styled and wrote personal notes to 62 people tonight. SIXTY TWO. I want to gouge my eyes out. I like my job as an online stylist, but for reals, I never want to see a $58.00 t-shirt again. WHO BUYS ALL THIS OVERPRICED STUFF???? (Screams the person with a $2000 tail. But hey at least that has expensive materials. This is just PLAIN GREEN COTTON.)

[Merman Arion]

Arion is handsome cutely-abashed guy. I am creepy smirking brow-wag guy. This is the way of the world.

Lol Seavanna. You're too adorable

[Merman Chatfish]

Got a rant this time, sort of. I feel a bit silly getting so worked up over this, but since my local pool banned all toys including swim fins, I haven't been able to shake this feeling that I'm not a proper mermaid and never will be one.

I get feelings like that a lot, like
how there are things I want to do (including mermaiding) but don't have the money
how many things I have missed because we live in the middle of nowhere with nothing around and people who have the same interests as me
how I would have friends and be able to do stuff I want to do if I was born female and not male.

Hmm...sounds like my depression is acting up again

[Sabrina the Selkie]

Well, Chatfish, I'm sure you'll manage to find a few people with common interests near you. Also, people can be awful when others try to break through their stereotypes, but they can change. Just do what you want, and be patient wIth the people around you, maybe they'll come around.

[Ciriun]

Chatfish, whether or not the people in your area support who you and what you want to be, there are plenty of people out there and on here who do. I know it can be hard to pull yourself up from feeling depressed like that, but hopefully knowing you have friends on here will help some.

[PhaylennMurúch]

today was the Pride Parade in SF, I saw my fare share of fine asses. I did seriously feel like a bit of a perv but my parade buddy took about 600 photos (all voluntary) of fine asses.

[Mermaid Mystery]

jealous I wanted to go! I was working

[SeaGlass Siren]

my voice just left me. i work tomorrow. FUCK.