Mer community rant 4 transcript
Alright you guys, my computer is being a public pool bitch and it’s about to piss me the fuck off, cuz this is like the 6
th video that I godddamn made, so imam try to make this shit short as fuck. I got my period on right now, for real. Imma make this shit short as fuck cuz I got my period on right now, for real and I can’t even get my- oh alright.*Fixed hat*
MERMAN BLIX HERE. ERIC NOVA ON FACEBOOK (I didn’t get the Instagram part) LET’S GET A-ROLLIN! *Glasses flip*
First thing, quit takin people’s SHIT. UHM, I’m tired of people spending their hard earned time, and they imagination drawn up these tails and them public pool bitches come up the god damn swamp, and takin people goddamn tail designs. STOP. OK? STOP CUZ it done happened to me, and I got a tail design, you know, somebody saw my shit, I posted up some designs… fellow saw it… he took it upon himself to get it made and HE AINT TELL ME SHIT, aint give me no type o thankyou, aint he tell me he was getting it made, or he didn’t even ASK. So automatically youre a public pool bitch. I dun give a FUCK.
Tsk. That pissed me off. And just thinkin about it now just made me mad again that you didn’t even ask. It’s something as simple as just asking someone instead o takin they shit that pisses me off. That grinds my goddamn gears.
Just ask I post-- 9/10 when I post a tail, a design, a drawing… I don’t want it. So you can ask. Just ASK me for it and I will be GLAD to give it to you. I don’t give a fuck. Cuz theres plenty more where that one came from. *close up* PLENTY MORE.
So you know you got here you takin peoples designs, they hard work, they hard earned designs and shit, you’re a fuckin public pool bitch, and imam leave it at that. *snap* quit takin peoples shit, give credit when credit is due.
Some o yall mermen, I aint gonna name no names cuz yall know who yall is, takin peoples drawings and shit, and postin it and not… givin no link… like just put the link. Its fine you do your little edits and magic words, but POST the LINK!
If it’s a mermaid picture POST the damn Link, OK? And don’t say you don’t know who it’s from, cuz theres such thing called um… * close up* RIGHT CLICK AND SEARCH ON GOOGLE. *blink*ITS GONNA TELL YOU WHO THE HELL DREW IT. Quit takin peoples shit ok? Give credit when credit is due. LAHH.
SUBJECT. DEAD.
Uhm number two, Parents.
If your parents don’t agree on or they talkin shit *hand wave* they are public pool bitches. You can love them all you want, but you were put on this earff to do what the hell you wanna do for the rest of your life once you get a certain age. My mama don’t .. you know she don’t like the fact that I collect dolls, and I do the mermaid thing, but I GOT PLENTY DOLLS AND I GOT PLENTY MERMAIDS!! Like no gurrrl, this mah money, if I wanna spend money on dolls and mermaids and shit then that’s Me. You can’t do shit about it. I love my mama to deaff, and she knows that but im gonna be doing this merman thing for a LOOOONG time. So if you guys are comin out now, and you know comin out of yo mermaid closets or merman closets and you want your parents to know, they don’t even have to know ‘secially if youre grown, but if your parents know and they talk-talkin shit, just be like “alright, I’m going swimming. Have a nice day.” They gon talk shit cuz that’s your parents job that’s what they here to do, when I have my child I’m not gonna do that. But whatever. Like. Tsk.
People gon talk sit about you till the day u die, even AFTER *hand wave*. EVEN after. *hand wave*.
So do what the hell you want to do. Tell them if they don’t approve, oh god damn well, life moves on. Put yo tail on and shit and keep on swimming like Dory said.
Uhm. What else is there…… and I made this video so many times like I keep forgetting what the hell I’m talkin bout. Parents… uhhm… the makings of a modern mermaid oor merman theres no such thing maybe if you feel it down here *pounds chest, hair flips* and all dis down here *what the fuck gorgeous necklace much*in your heart, BE A GODDDAM MERMAID. There splenty of us, I’m here, if youre a guy be a merman, if youre a girl be a mermaid, if youre black, Asian, Puerto rican, Spanish… uhhh.. indian… BE A MER! COME ON OUT I need some more coloured mer, I need some more ethnic mers out in the world cuz they aint enough of us.. and.. you know, come on. I’m here right now, few of us in the front yall need to come on. It don’t matter what nobody say, be a mer. Theres no such thing as a modern or past mermaid… your mersona can be whatever the hell you want yo mersona to be. If you wanna look like Anette Kellerman (?) who was the founder of being a mermaid.. DO THAT! The long pearls on the arms and like your long hair and no top, and yo pretty little tail DO IT! If you wanna be modern, put some spikes on your tail, put sme hoop earings on your fin.. see im givin yall ideas.. come on just DO WHATEVER! Do whatever, aint no such thing, you know.
Ken, that was for you. You know if you wanna be a merman, be a merman, baby, im right here. If you want you know tell me what yo budget is, and I will send you some link of some people who will do—who could make tails.. get a fabric tail first. I recommend.
*finger wag* cuz a lot of public pool bitches buy silicone tails and don’t know how to swim in a tail and ends up on ebay in 3 days, yall better STOP that shit, yalls people wastin they time and they money and yall gonna sit there and sell it on ebay for abookoo ass amount o money. Like Stop ok? Stop and get a fabric tail, bitch you can paint on it you can add rhinestones yall know I like addin rhinestones and addin extra fabrics to make it your own, get a regular basic ass tail, and throw up all over it with glitter. Do whatever the fuck you want.
*clap* Uhm.. that’s done.
Merfest. I’ve never been, ive wanted to go this year but some shit happened to me at the airport cuz my credit was low, fuck yall cuz bitch I got my car now, so there is next year im definitely coming. From what I know its hella fun… just bein in a pool with a bunch of mermaids is fun to be PERIOD. Like . we a big family. We supposed to be a big family but theres too much o yall public pool bitches out there fuckin up family circle. BUT like any other family theres always gon be somebody fuckin shit up and bein a public pool bitch. Uhm. The pro is you know seein a bunch of other mers, seein a bunch of other people who like doin what you like doin. Havin fun swimming whatever.
Another pro, HANNAH MERMAID. *FLAILS* I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW much I love that woman. Hannah mermaid is the shit. She is the mother. She is now the mother. She has been on multiple TV SHOWS. *blink blink Blink*ON THE NEWS. Hannah mermaid is the SHIT. She shared one of my uhm my public pool bitch rant, I love you Hannah mermaid, if you see this video , I love you I loveyouiloveyou I cannot WAIT to meet you so we can share energies and aura and all that good shit, I love you, you are an inspiration to a lot of people. And yall hoes need to start respecting her and being humble like her cuz Hannah done been everywhere and she still being humble as hell like you can tell from her eyes that that is a humble woman, a humble creature, she. Is. EVERYTHING.
Cons, I’m tired of people comin’ up to me and tellin me they went to merfest and nobody acknowledged them and was walkin past them cuz they had a fabric tail. Yall need to quit doin that shit. Yall are up here tellin people be a mermaid, do whatever, mermaid this and mermaid that but when yall get to merfest, yall got this just-just sittin on this highass seahorse- no!! That’s when we come together. Its bad enough 365 we online just so we can talk to each other, some people got their own little mermaid meet ups and when everybody come together that’s when it’s at merfest. And I felt that sometimes when these girls were tellin me that they went there and *head wag* nobody was acknowledging them. That was a public pool bitch move! Yall need to stop that shit. So when merfest comes around next year and im COMIN. Best believe I’m comin, and bitch if I see somebody sittin on the pool by theyself, imam swim wichu baby. Best believe that I am comin to see you I don’t care if you got a silicone tail, tail made out of cotton, goddamn trash bag, latex, neoprene, all dat, im swimming wichu. Im gonna come there with open arms. Yeah im talkin shit, this is what nicki minaj mers… imma say what the fuck I wanna say but when I come to merfest if there is one, merhugs for everybody, cupcakes, come to the room we can smoke sea weed, I dun give a fuck, go to the chines buffet, whatever.
So yeah. That’s the pros and cons that I know of merfest. Yall need to stop doin that shit. For real. Yall need to start being more friendly.
what else. Uhm. I think that’s it.
next video is gonna be question and answers
I Believe
I dont know if there will be another merfest (I am strongly leaning toward no cuz o shit I know) but there should be other conventions and some local.
I got to sing on stage with Hannah. Mother of Mermaids? haha
She's super nice in person and kind. Send her the video
Juku you get me in that take-no-shit ranty headspace haha XP
Originally Posted by Winged Mermaid
I JUST THOUGHT OF ONE! Topic for rant: mermaid spells. Oh man, that shit drives me NUTS! If no one knows the short answer let me enlighten you: no spell, no amount of magic, no amount of believing, can turn you into something you are physically not. You can not become a mermaid physically through magic.
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