I can tell you whose cannon is about to blow.
:bean face: if yaknowwhatimean
I can tell you whose cannon is about to blow.
:bean face: if yaknowwhatimean
The SeaGlass Siren
Me and you all up in these threads like
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You mers!!! Stop it!
I keep seeing a big hydra with each of your faces copy pasted onto it...
Formerly known as ireneho
Wouldn't you like to know :P
The SeaGlass Siren
SeaGlass has most certainly done her duty!
TAMW you have your tail rolled down to your knees, reaching in the tail to undo your footstraps after 2.75 hours of swimming, and a little girl comes up and asks if you are a real mermaid.
>.>
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THIS.
Oh god. Once this little boy decided he wanted to "keep the mermaid"
Nearly ripped my tail, and caused a massive wardrobe malfunction. He was also gripping my fluke tightly while in deep water, so I was frantically windmilling my arms to keep my head above water.
ANYWAY, his older brother caught me taking the tail off.
"I can see your knee moving in there!"
I made the tail shed look as natural as possible for the poor little boy.
"Please don't fucking drown." - Regina, my daughter
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Fortunately the little kids at this pool take polite interest and then leave me alone.
Though yesterday some little kids pointed out the real mermaid and the dad chuckled, saying we were not real.
His kids insisted we were and his rebuttal was that mermaids would not need eye protection, so we used the chlorine as an excuse
He laughed happily and said that he stood corrected.
Later, while I was scooting to another pool a mom pointed us out to some very little girls. Just then I got the most intense charliehorse ever and laid there laughing maniacally while trying to ride it out.
(It wasn't that it tickled, I just laugh at inappropriate times >.>)
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Oooof.
akward moment when your sister asks you whats your favorite pokemon and when i said sharpedo she replies "isnt that alittle narcissistic?" then you remember your a sharpedo mermaid so yeah
That awkward moment when you have to list facts about yourself for the first day of a class, so you put mermaid on the list and the entire class just stares.
And then the teacher says, "Oh my god guys. We have a real life mermaid in the room!"
That awkward moment when your father's side of the family thinks you have a mental problem because "you believe you're a mermaid."
Ouch, Avira.
That awkward moment when you get into your tail and into the water after being unable due to a now healed injury,and you realize you have lost 15 pounds and the tail seems huge! (Awkward scenerio,but happened at Mermania out of all places >.<) and now you have are soon gonna sell a silicone tail for funds for a new one ;-;
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