All right.
I'm thinking of buying and offering measuring tapes to every single guy who lie about the size of their penis. SINCE WHEN a size XL or XXL is the same as a size L or even a M?!?!
For real. I'm a "size queen" and I'm not ashamed of it. I know what I prefer and when it's about hooking up with a guy, I want to make sure I have a good time because it's honestly one of the things I like to do to relax. Best remedy ever when you feel stressed. But at the moment, I'm FED UP with these liars who waste my time.
It's NOT funny when you invit a guy in your place, you get to know him a bit, you're excited about what's coming and then when the guy drop his pants, you look at him like "REALLY BITCH??" and the next thing you have to do is to explain that it's not what you were expecting and that he has to go. It's really disappointing to see that the giant sausage they were all bragging about online with fake photos happen to be small like nems you eat in a sushi shop
I always feel like an asshole when it happens because they all look disappointed when I ask them to leave. And everytime I want to say "this would not happen if you didn't lie to me in the first place" but instead I shut my mouth. My issue is that it has happened WAY too many time lately. The gay community in Paris is already complaining that there are too many bottoms on dating applications like Grindr, it's REALLY diffficult to find a good real top to have fun with and we also have to deal with compulsive liars and guys with an ego about their d*cks??
We. Are. Fucked. And not even literally.
Edit : I also wish to say that I'm aware my post sounds very shallow though. Sex is not about size and all. It's about chemistry and feeling comfortable with a partner. I would say it's just my own preference. We all enjoy sex in a different way and I guess hung men is mine. I hope reading this post didn't make anyone uncomfortable. I did hesitate before posting because I was unsure of how it would be received.
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