Looking for a Mermaid Spell (hahahaha!)

[PearlieMae]

My daughter sent me this today...words escape me.

[Ariadne]

Not sure whether to laugh or cry...

[PearlieMae]

I know, right????

[Merman Dan]

I guess it's sort of like roadkill. If you look at it from the perspective of "at least it takes the stupid ones out of the gene pool" then it's alright then.

[Nausicaa]

Well, I ummm....*cough* I hope that....worked out for her?

<.<

>.>


I don't even know what to say about this...other than I hope that this girl (as slightly delusional as she may be) never looses her belief in magic and...blind trust in trolls on the internet

[Talia]

You can see at least half a dozen of these questions daily at Yahoo Answers. At first I used to clicked on them, but I don't bother anymore. I wonder if it is always the same people trying to be funny or what.

I really hope these kind of questions are not serious and it's about people trolling, but I have my doubts.

[Echidna]

"Top-rated answer" is a suicide instruction? ...

well, the numbers of humanity DO have to be lessened SOMEHOW I guess

[Merman Arion]

I'm speechless

[AniaR]

I get thes eemails daily.

[Echidna]

It might teach the youngsters to start thinking for themselves, and not just blindly believing into anything other (or older) people tell them.
For example; how do you know this spell works? Have you tried it out yourself, successfully?
Of course, they might lie.
That's why I always demanded to see proof if someone was trying to bs me with something without backing it up
(hint: religion )

[Arella]

I get thes eemails daily.

I'm so sorry.

[Talia]

I get thes eemails daily.

Oh my stars.

[Anahita]

I guess it's sort of like roadkill. If you look at it from the perspective of "at least it takes the stupid ones out of the gene pool" then it's alright then.

Bahaha, my thoughts exactly....

[Ponytales]

I'm just baffled that this girl calls herself a witch and then asks for a transformation spell. I assume she's talking about wicca, and I'm not aware of any branch of that with anything like transformation (maybe some kind of meditation that lets you FEEL like something else, but nothing like this!) Maybe this is just some weird Harry Potter or H2O roleplay thats peeking out into the real world? Or at least as "real" as Yahoo Answers ever gets, heh.

[Mermaid Varshana]

There's no limit to human insanity, especially if you're 13 and your parents never instilled common sense into you.

[PearlieMae]

As my grandfather would have said... she's so dumb that if you took her brains and shoved them up a gnat's ass, they would roll around like a BB in a box car!

[Alveric]

Or as my grandfather would say, "If her brains were made of gunpowder, she couldn't blow her nose."

[Mermaidmechanic]

That reminds me of these from this website:

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-A-Mermaid/237041

http://www.experienceproject.com/sto...ermaid/2932212

Sure Fire Way To Be A Mermaid


ok this may sound odd but bare with me and follow my instructions exactly.
Also you can only become a mermaid if you have a pure heart (so this may be a test for some) These ingredients are the closest to the ingredients needed. You should be able to find all this in any household.
you will need:
1 cup sea salt
1 cucumber
1/2 cup of tuna
3 sardines
1/2 cup of water
3 drops of food coloring (whatever you want your tail to be)
blend in a blender until smooth and creamy
spread on your legs and let sit for 30 mins while chanting the spell in mer-tongue

Un'billie vai untaugua landua intandal
via'mail canthu via'mail santhu
randia mazdan un'billie
zathu beallian nathreal a vat mue
Sanvie machta entue

WARNING!!! People who are not pure of heart may have negative side effects.


http://www.experienceproject.com/sto...ermaid/2932174

Beware Mer Spells


I am a half-born mermaid. It can be difficult to be a child of both worlds but the ocean is a fantastic place. I was on the shore last summer and met a human-born friend. I told her the truth about me and she wanted to be a mermaid too. She found a spell and tried using it but it backfired and the top half was fish. It took three months to reverse the spell and her mom was very worried about her. Be careful what spells you use.

[Anahita]

That reminds me of these from this website:

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-A-Mermaid/237041

http://www.experienceproject.com/sto...ermaid/2932212

Sure Fire Way To Be A Mermaid


ok this may sound odd but bare with me and follow my instructions exactly.
Also you can only become a mermaid if you have a pure heart (so this may be a test for some) These ingredients are the closest to the ingredients needed. You should be able to find all this in any household.
you will need:
1 cup sea salt
1 cucumber
1/2 cup of tuna
3 sardines
1/2 cup of water
3 drops of food coloring (whatever you want your tail to be)
blend in a blender until smooth and creamy
spread on your legs and let sit for 30 mins while chanting the spell in mer-tongue

Un'billie vai untaugua landua intandal
via'mail canthu via'mail santhu
randia mazdan un'billie
zathu beallian nathreal a vat mue
Sanvie machta entue

WARNING!!! People who are not pure of heart may have negative side effects.


http://www.experienceproject.com/sto...ermaid/2932174

Beware Mer Spells


I am a half-born mermaid. It can be difficult to be a child of both worlds but the ocean is a fantastic place. I was on the shore last summer and met a human-born friend. I told her the truth about me and she wanted to be a mermaid too. She found a spell and tried using it but it backfired and the top half was fish. It took three months to reverse the spell and her mom was very worried about her. Be careful what spells you use.

I uh... Ok.... Maybe that's enough internet today... Lol

[Miyu]

Dis be why kids shouldn't have total unsupervised free reign on the intarwebz.

I've found that anytime I'm searching for anything mermaid related, I need to just ignore half the things on google, as they're mostly these type of questions (and usually on yahoo answers). These trolls, and the ones voting them as best answer, need to get a life. What kind of person sits and writes things like that?

Raina, you get emails asking about this kind of thing? O.o Uff, that's silly.

Caltuna: Amen, sister! Show me the proof. I have an open mind, but I'm skeptical until I have proof.

I get a little ticked off at all the young girls on youtube who post videos talking about "here's how to get your tail and mermaid powers!!!", but it's always, "I can't show you my tail or powers", or "I don't really want to cuz I'm shy". If you're not supposed to tell people you're a mermaid (which a lot of the "spells" say is a requirement), well then why are you broadcasting it all over the internet? If you're shy, why are you posting videos of yourself talking about how you're a real live mermaid? Guh.