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    Senior Member Pod of Texas Mermaid Hamant's Avatar
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    A mini replica of the statue of liberty made entirely out of salt.

    Why is there a spear stuck in your head?

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    Someone tried to be Robin Hood with a spear

    Why do you look sour?
    Your imagination is your only limit

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    Duh! I'm going to the costume party as a sour patch kid! I even taste sour! *licks arm*

    Why are my shoes on the roof?
    "Silence is beautiful, not awkward. The human tendency to be afraid of something beautiful is awkward."

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    I got bored of throwing snowballs on the roof because they break. By the way, I think there's a bird living in one.

    Why are you swimming in that frozen lake??

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    Because the cabbages told me to.

    Why is the penguin wearing sunglasses?

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    he's tired of the tuxedo...hes ready for a tan!

    What's wrong with your car?
    "Silence is beautiful, not awkward. The human tendency to be afraid of something beautiful is awkward."

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    I tried converting the engine to run on pudding.... well, I just filled the engine with pudding to be honest..

    How come your tongue is stuck in the computer??

  8. #68
    Because I wanted to take a byte.

    Why can't I find any constellations besides Orion? Are they behind the couch?

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    Senior Member Euro Pod Azurin Luna's Avatar
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    Because I glued the other pages of your book together.

    Why is there a pirate in my bath?
    Your imagination is your only limit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquatica View Post
    because there was a mosquito on your face

    why do you lean to the left when you walk?
    I'm SO sorry to mess up the flow, but I HAVE to comment - this actually HAPPENED to my baby!! She's one and a fat mosquito landed on her face a week or so ago. I didn't want it to get her, so I hit it - and I got it! But she just got the SADDEST look, like "why did u hit me???" and started crying so bad. I felt soooo bad and was cuddling her, trying to explain that I had to kill the mosquito... man I wish babies understood english :-\

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    "Why is there a pirate in my bath?"

    Welcome to Somalia!

    Next question: Why do cats wash themselves?

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    Obviously, because there's a pirate in the bath.

    Why did my face disappear?

  13. #73
    It didn't disappear, it's on the other side of your head now!

    Why are my toes so cold?

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    Because you're standing in my ice cream -_-.

    Why didn't you try the cake I baked for you?? ;.;

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    Cuz fat kids like cake - and I'm a mermaid. Seaweed diet, duh!

    Why are there no waves today?

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    Because you ate all the seaweed. Seaweed is what causes waves. Luckily it grows so quickly...

    How does my hair look?

  17. #77
    It looks fine, stop worrying so much.

    Why is there a dinosaur playing the broken piano in the corner... and WHY is it making noise when it's smashed into a million pieces??? :O

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    You are mistaken. They replaced the piano with a dinosaur because the piano broke. It's the dinosaur that's making those noises.

    When will my prince come?

  19. #79
    Well, by my calculations, your prince has already been here and left.

    Who ate my good shirt??

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    I couldn't help it, it tasted delicious, like polyester!

    What really happens to socks that vanish in the washing machine?

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