I have recently got engaged and have begun some of the beginning stages of wedding discussion.
My fiance, bless him for loving me and my weirdness, told me that he would be open to discussing a mermaid theamed wedding. Anyone else, dream come true?

I have two big issues with this:

1. What do you wear as a bride and brides maids to make this wedding attire?

2. He does not actually swim all that well and can't really work the tail, which is fine, I figured mermaid marriage to a pirate. But then how do you hold that ceremony?!