That Awkward Moment When: Mermaid Edtion!

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Originally Posted by MermanJesse

So, you run outside at 3am to stop a car alarm, stub the bottom of your foot, and rush to the ER. The awkward moment happens when you blame the accident on the fact that you aren't used to human legs just yet!

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hahahaha love that you blame it on not being used to human legs XD awesome :3

So, I'm a manager at a restaurant. Another manager showed his kids my "Merman Jesse" stuff on Youtube and Facebook. The awkward moment is when they come in to chat, but I can't. I immediately go into "character" and I say, 'busy serving the humans right now."

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Originally Posted by AniaR

JESSE show a screen cap of the comment the kid left you about the h20 tail that's an awkward moment for sure (maybe black out the address LOL)

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That's more of one of these kind of moments:
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That awkward moment when you invite people over to be there when you unbox your merman tail...and instead pull out you new latex catsuit that you "forgot" to tell your husband you bought!

this happens....

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they were all over my legs once I took my tail off, scale imprints, and lasted for 2 hours.

^lol use that as your "transformation" excuse

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Originally Posted by Prince Calypso

the awkward moment when your crush comments on a mermaid pic of you... even though he hasn't spoke to you in months

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Oh god, I would DIE.... seriously though, I would just DIE.

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Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan

That awkward moment when a family member barges into the bathroom and you're sitting in the bathtub in a tail with a 'haters gonna hate' look on your face.

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I totally know that face, and I do that often. :P I told them "the next time that happens, somebody has to take a picture."

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Originally Posted by MermaidPandorah

Where are you that has so many mers? Is this some kind of mer-club? It sounds amazing.

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I literally pictured an aquatic nightclub.

Ya know, if our population gets big enough, I'll open one. I swear, I will. hahaha Right next to Weeki Wachi Springs. :P

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Originally Posted by Mermaid Brianna

that awkward moment when someone asks you why you dont have a job yet even though you graduated from hs already, and before you can say anything, your boyfriend answers proudly "she wants to be a mermaid," but everyone looks at you like youve lost your mind.

that awkward moment when your boyfriend says sweetly, "youre my little mermaid," then pauses, makes a face, and adds, "without an awkward reference to the disney movie. this is weird now." lolol.

also, i want to add you all as friends.but that would take SO MUCH TIME. first world lazy mer problems. -_-

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I will now go out of my way to friend you hear and on FB, because this entire thing made me smile far too much to not do so.

That awkward moment when the class exam review disscussion turns into an hour long session of me answering questions about mermaiding. :D

R.H turned my awkward swimming moments into a comic!

http://mermaidcomics.tumblr.com

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Originally Posted by Vyrel

That awkward moment when you invite people over to be there when you unbox your merman tail...and instead pull out you new latex catsuit that you "forgot" to tell your husband you bought!

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Catfish? ;)

The awkward moment when you turn your turn signal on not to turn, but to navigate a curve.

The awkward moment when you say out loud the awkward moment you just had.

The awkward moment when you realize you are saying it out loud with no one else in the car.

The awkward moment when you rush home to write about the original awkward moment, but forgot until just now!

I do that. Pisses my dad off, he hardly ever uses his blinker. But it's not hurting anyone, I'm 80% sure its not illegal to use your blinker on a curve, and that way I know that I did in fact use my blinker when I turned right onto that street, officer. :)

That awkward moment when you have read all 11 pages of this thread. You're new and it makes you look like a stalker. . .

And it's 5 AM in the morning. . .

That awkward moment when your in the pool with 10 little girls surrounding you and the whistle blows for break and you have to get out of the pool somehow....

I have some awkward moments to look forward to:

That really awkward moment when your looking at your paypal account waiting for money to be transferred, so you can order your first monofin, and then you realize that you don't know what you'll say to your parents, when they ask you what you got. Here's to hoping I'll be at home when it arrives...

That awkaward moment when you finally start making your tail, and you parents ask you what you are making.

That awkward moment when you make your first tail, and your brave enough to swim in it at the public pool, alone. For the first time. How do you get over that one?

That awkward moment when asked while surrounded by little kids how long it takes to put your tail on & make an innocent joke of asking how long it takes a human to put their legs on.... then realizing they have two prosthetic legs & feeling like a complete ass.

oh my gosh. I'd be so embarassed xD