Yeah there are a lot of religious people that believe if you shove anything up your vagina you lose your virginity. :|
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Yeah there are a lot of religious people that believe if you shove anything up your vagina you lose your virginity. :|
That's silly... Using tampons can make a woman's first time less painful. And her life so much easier. :'>
Which brings to mind the age-old question of what do you call a bottle of virgin olive oil after you've opened it? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
Ugh...there's no such thing as virginity, it doesn't exist! I didn't lose anything, I made my sexual debut!
^i like you.
I AM SO FRUSTRATED, UGH. So we're finally getting a week of GORGEOUS weather, nearly 30c today and yesterday, super warm and sunny... And I can't go swimming in my tail. I'm avoiding the pools where I live because I've had a really hard time with the chlorine the last few times I went (plus the pools around here are really iffy about tails now because of all of the controversy in the news), so I want to go to the river outside of town, where I grew up, to swim around in fresh water and feel like a real mermaid and get a nice photoshoot and all that. But my boyfriend keeps arguing that the water's too cold, and won't listen to me when I tell him it'll be fine-- After all, the water around here is ALWAYS a little chilly no matter what kind of summer we're having, which is why I opted for a neoprene tail-- The last time I swam in it (which was, sadly, back at the beginning of March), it held heat like CRAZY. But Dave won't listen to me. >:T
I figured I might be able to change his mind this week, or at the very least find someone else to go with me... And then last night, I hit my period. So that basically means I can't swim for a week, because I can't use tampons. And I honestly don't know if the weather will last that long, because it's been nothing but rain and drizzle and frost warnings all summer up to this point (the weathermen in my province got arrested for the shit weather. Yeah, that happened.) The forecast is even changing to drop to colder temps and start raining again later the week... :c
My tail is just sitting uselessly in my closet. :c All I want is ONE good outdoor swim, but it feels like everything is working against me! Is that so much to ask? DAMN YOU, UTERUS, YOU FILTHY SQUISHY TRAITOR.
Tampon troubles for you too eh?
Shark Week is ruining everything for everyone lately!
Gee, the only trouble I ever had with tampons was the summer I learned to scuba dive. It was a popular prank to stuff tampons in people's snorkels. ;)
Omg are all us mers syncing? *sinking*
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mine is synced with Echidna's. :P i finished a week ago
That... That sounds kinda dangerous. 8CQuote:
Originally Posted by Merman Dan
I mean, why would anyone want totampontamper with someone else's diving equipment? D:
The thought of actually syncing my period with another human being is kind of unusually exciting to me-- I used to have really irregular periods and the closest to "syncing" I ever did with another female was when my periods would sync up with the shedding cycle of the family iguana... >->Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerRogue
when i used to live with my family (literally, dad was the only male in the house) Mom would start, then older sister, then me, then my younger sister. ... and now i have a niece and she should be getting hers soon 8|
sounds about rightQuote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
:mad: :catfight:Quote:
Originally Posted by PearlieMae
well I'll add my two cents. it's shark week here too and I have two parties to go to. I hate this time of the month, it's always at the most inconvenient times.
yep. thats excatly why. but tbh i still have worn them. actually it kinda makes me feel better about loosing my virginity because according to religon its already gone soooooQuote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
oh btw problem solved. i just told them firmly that i had to go to CVS (even though we were there yesterday. lol im too lazy to keep track on what exact day it lands on)
I know that feel. :T Turning 25 in a few months and I still can't track my period worth a damn. They used to be all over the place (anywhere from 1 to 3.5 months apart, with no pattern, for no reason) and even though they're monthly now I still completely forget about it. My boyfriend does a better job tracking my period than I do... XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Fun123joker
So i have good news....my mother called me yesterday letting me know that she was in panic when she called me about the house and said some stupid things. That they were off course going to help us out with the house.
So that takes a lot of pressure off for sure.
Still i am under a lot of stress about what is next to come.
To top it off i had a complaint from a customer.
Pearliemae told me to get thicker skin when dealing with customers and i have done my best to get that.
I was doing great with it untill now with this customer.
So we ship worldwide and we never have had complaints (knock on wood) about items getting damaged apart from 1 woman with a magic wand which was an easy fix with a half a drop of glue.
In my second Etsy shop i sell craft supplies and we ship wedding doves, butterflies and birds all over the world from Asia to America to Australia etc.
I had an order from a woman here in the Netherlands our own country and off course she got a damaged dove GRRRR.
It is such an easy fix with half a drop of glue, i know because i tried but she is such a complainer now about how she ordered something in good condition and expected it not to be broken or damaged and she is soooo upset because now she has to go to the store to buy glue.
She is trying to get me to send her a new bird which i am not willing to do.
I have a policy that if people do not want insured shipping but standard shipping i am not responsible for damages.
First she said that the beak of the dove was not there, which i was 100% sure of it was because i double checked the order.
Then she said it was there in the box and how upset she was it got damaged.
She said that the box was perfect so it was not the shipping companies fault.
All it takes is half a drop of glue to fix it.
It is a craft wedding bird made out of styrofoam, feathers, sequins and the beak is i think out of paper.
Anyway, i had 1 of those birds with a defect that i put aside (i have a habit of not throwing things away cause it may come in handy one day) and i used that one (same as hers) to try to glue it.
I took of the beak and glued it back on. Half a drop and done.
So i want to send her a tube of the craft glue that i have in stock so she can't complain or leave a bad review.
But...the tube says that the glue is for all materials except styrofoam and the bird is made out of a styrofoam body, yet the glue works perfect.
A good friend of mine said not to send her the glue because she has another thing to complain about.
But the glue works, i think it does not work on bigger surfaces maybe but we are talking about a miniscule area where only half a drop of glue is needed and it works perfectly.
So what should i do?
Send her the glue and hope it makes her happy?
Or not send her the glue and wait for the bad review?
To glue or not to glue, that is my question....
Guys..(er.. ladies) i use the Clue App to track my periods. best damn thing ever. Laci Green was talking about it in one of her videos and i gave it a shot.
Every since i have been on birth controll pills (since i was 15 i believe) i have had my periods like clockwork.
By the way, i did not get birth controll pills to actually controll birth or not having one for that matter lol.
No the doctor recommended it to me since my periods would take over a week each time, sometimes 8 to 9 days.
This way they are like clockwork and about 4 to 5 days each time.
yeah I'm on birth control so I can count out the weeks and it usually starts on Tuesdays.
I'm not using it for sex (although it's always good to have it) but I have really irregular periods, like I had one for a full two months and it was god awful.
I went on mine because i dont want kids :P easier to regulate my periods that way cuz they used to be 30+ days sometimes shorter.
Most Glues will eat Styrofoam overtime. if you want to send her a glue you should look for one that is made for Styrofoam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adalira
I was using the same app to track my ovulation to avoid getting pregnant. I'm due in a month. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
The only other glue i have is superglue, the kind that glues stuff in 2 or 3 seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by WaterDragon
it does not say anything about styrofoam on the tube so i have no idea if that would work.
xD.....
Trust me, now i am using it not to get kids. Me and my hubby are not particularly fond of children to say the least lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
I counted everything and I'm on it for the most important holidays, Thanksgiving and Halloween.
Hubby is getting snipped after I have this one. I don't want back on the pill, I really dislike hormonal birth control, and IUDs just cause me more problems than they're worth.
yeah. about the only benefit i get from it is no cramps. (hallelujah)
I just did a quick Google search to see what glues will and wont eat Styrofoam and Super glue will eat it but normal white school glue apparently works just fine, rubber cement might also do the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adalira
Thank you :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by WaterDragon
Off course i have no simple white school glue.
The doves are covered with a soft material like a fabric so i'm not even sure if the glue will come in contact with the styrofoam.
If she wants the glue i have i will send it to her.
She sent me a photo of the dove earlier and from what i can see, the fabric is still on the spot of the beak, the beak simply fell off without tearing the fabric away and exposing the styrofoam.
I'm sorry I couldn't help you find a solution. if she does end up leaving a bad review try not to let it get you too down ok? the items you sell are really cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adalira
Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.
After our third, my wife had her tubes tied as she had complications during pregnancy. We adopted four more after that and have our eyes on another. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Celaeno
We're considering adopting a third down the road. :)
Thanks, Adalira. I talked to my brother, and he's not upset, just disappointed we couldn't meet up this time. I'm disappointed that we couldn't hang out, too, because I don't know when I'll be in the area again, but I did see him last time I was around and maybe he could come to Texas someday and see me. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Adalira
I'm angry/anxious/overwhelmed/frustrated/screaming without making noise! @$:?+&4 :p Seriously if I ever have to try to put together my class schedule by comittee I will pull every single hair out of my scalp. I'd like to tell this person to back off but they really are too dense. >.<
So. I live in Miami. And despite what many other people will tell you about this place (I'm always surprised to read what people have to say about this place because I disagree whole-heartedly) I love this place and never want to leave. I'm not a traveling person. All I need is here.
So imagine how I feel reading about all this global warming/climate change horror that basically says not only is my city going to be underwater within the century, but that our local government isn't doing anything to actually find a solution for it. So basically, from what I read, they are denying that its a problem despite the evidence and findings and we, as citizens, are basically just waiting around for sudden watery death.
My mother just causally showed me something uploaded from her facebook friend, who lives in a more northen part of FL, where its been raining for 23 days and its FLOODED. I cannot even. What the hell, America? Idk how I eil sleep at night with all this on my mind.
Life is scary.
A solution for nature? Good luck with that. Look at the Hatteras Lighthouse on my own North Carolina Coast: "When completed in 1870, the Cape Hatteras lighthouse was located a safe 1,500 feet from the ocean... By 1970, this process, which has caused the gradual westward migration of the Outer Banks for at least the past 10,000 years, left the lighthouse just 120 feet from the ocean’s edge and almost certain destruction.". The best solution would be to live on a boat. ;)