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This is the absolute best thing I've seen in a long time. 😂😂😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by PearlieMae
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Ugh... Trying to make a website on Wordpress for my business but it won't let show menu options. ARGH
cast list posted more like shit list
Ugh.
I just spent the last four hours tearing apart the bathroom trying to find out why the carpet got wet. Yes, my bathroom is carpeted. ANYway...the house is ancient, not in the best shape, and I wouldn't be surprised that one of these pipes just gave out. I emptied out the bathroom cabinet behind the tub surround, about three grocery bags full of shampoos, old make up, curling iron and hot rollers...that kind of crap, only to find no evidence of a leak.
Grrrr! WTF?I have other things I need to work on!
Could it be leakage from under the tub?? Had the same issue and it was under the tub, it was all just leaking from under the tub.
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I think it's the seal around the tub channeling shower water out onto the floor. Looks like my landlord used Alex Plus! YUK!
Oh no. 😣 will the land lord take care of it?
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Yeah...eventually. Better if I just do it myself. Now I have to drag out the carpet cleaner to extract the water from the rug! :gah:
If I could I'd totally come help you
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Hahaha! Thanks for the offer, but my bathroom is so tiny, we'd never fit!
So for all my fellow mermommas out there, you might get a kick out of this one;
I am pregnant, I'll be 14 weeks tomorrow. I'm getting a little bump, but I'm not showing yet.
I have lately been going out more often without a bra, which is common here in the south because it's warm. Especially if your small busted like me.
So I'm shopping, and a nice lady walks up to me, maybe in her 30s, she had a couple of kids with her, but she pulls me aside, and asks "Ma'am, are you pregnant?"
And I look at her funny and say "yeah, I didn't realize strangers could tell yet. I'm only 13 weeks."
She goes "well, I wouldn't be able to...but, you're lactating from your right side."
I didn't realize it would start so soon! But she said she had started at 8 weeks.
I felt so frustrated and embarrassed. I thanked her, and put my jacket on.
Its not so much that I'm mad about it, I'm very excited, but damn, I felt so dense!
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Hahaha! I didn't lactate before I gave birth, but after, I was like one of those fire boats! Also, your milk will 'let down' at THE most inopportune times!
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Congrats!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
I ended up lactating at the worst times too and I'm already self-conscious so I know how you feel. I didn't get anything until after giving birth but after that it was seriously like Niagara falls came out every two or three hours if I didn't breastfeed or use a pump. Then my body just randomly stopped making milk around Christmas time. Suddenly stopping like that has really screwed up my hormones. My hair has fallen out in clumps in addition to PMSing every day. It's awful. =(
Awe, I'm sorry about the hormone thing messing with your body! But I'm glad to know that I'm not alone with the whole random lactating thing.
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! OMG, that pic is perfect. Yeah, I was a...vigorous lactator...myself. Such a strange sensation, too. Yay biology! Congrats, Shimmer Mermaid! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PearlieMae
That's appreciated, thank you. Honestly I'm shocked I don't have bald spots with how much I lose at one time. Not even joking I shed WAY worse than my cats. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
Let me make you laugh. So I have been told since I was 13 that I would never have babies. I only got my period once a year for 5 miserable days. I have PCOS and amenorrhea.
I changed my diet from vegetarian, but I was drinking a lot of soy milk.. and inhaling cucumbers, limited my broccoli intake.
So there came a time where I just felt so strange. I went to a Women's Health center... Everything checked out. Pregnancy test came out negative. Weeks later.... I still felt strange. My Mother-In-Law (Whom is like super superstitious) KNEW I was pregnant. She paid for 5 boxes of pregnancy tests. (Not all at once) She kept insisting. All negative.
Yet I had this MAD craving for new jersey tomatoes with salt and pepper. Thats it. I ate two a day.
So me and my fiance'are sitting on the bed. Im playing a game on either my phone or the playstation late at night. I look at my arm...Its wet. I didnt bother looking at my shirt.... You know what I did?
Looked at the celing. LMAO.
"YO, KEN! T'hell is this shit? Ectoplasm?!"
I MADE him sit where I was so he could experience this strange ghost drip. It was several minutes before we figured out I was LACTATING.
I went and got a blood test at my local clinic, even though the lady SWORE I wasnt pregnant from the Women's Health center... POSITIVE.
They wanted me to have an immediate ultrasound. I was 5 months along. I was SO scared.
Ta-dah! Little water baby Kiandra was born. Love that little guppy more than ANYTHING.
P.s. I am Pescetarian now, but the process of pregnancy cured me of my period disorder and I get it regularly with the aid of holistic methods. I dont know how you women do this, you're all amazon warriors.
Until I got pregnant, me and my doctor thought I was infertile.
During the time my reproductive organs were develpping, I was being starved, having to dive into dumpsters for food for me and my little sister to survive. On top of that, raped numerous times during my early child hood, up until I was 13. It caused me problems with my period, and the doctor said it was very unlikely for me to even have kids.
So it was quite a shock. Lol
Oh my god shimmer :( thank you for sharing. :hugs:
Oh no no no no, it's not something to be sad about at all. Its made me who I am today. I have learnt to fight, and to provide even with nothing, and to be strong in this world's darkest moments.
The mermaid community has helped me a lot, and I thank everyone in it for it.
But I mean, it does get better, for everyone. And that's part of the message I spread as a mermaid.
You go shimmer. I respect you even more now
Awe SeaGlass. Thank you :)
@Shimmer Mermaid
You already had my respect before. It's doubled. Tripled even.
You go girl! :hail:
Hugs.
Arion
Thank you Arion 😊 I plan to start my new youtube channel talking about my past and reasoning about everything.
Is it possible to throw bucketfuls of respect? I don't think my own two hands are quite enough, here.
Y'all gotta stop. This whole being pregnant thing is making a lot more emotional than normal.
*bakes some cookies to go with the milk*
kidding, kidding. hehe :)
Pffffft. *rolls about*
My mom went through something similar: She'd been told she couldn't have kids, and on a trip with my dad and some friends, she got super sick. She was sick as a dog for weeks on end, but all the pregnancy tests kept coming back negative. She finally demanded a blood test, and SURPRISE!! It was my big brother! . . . Which led to me, at one point during our adolescence, screaming at my brother, "I was prayed for, you were an accident!" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Keiayra
Siblings in a nutshell. Me and my sister are the same way. I was planned, she was just like "heeeyyyy!! Hope ya got room! Cuz here I come!"
I actually convinced her as a kid that our father wasnt her biological father, but the Amish man who trimmed our horses hooves was. 😂 and that if she was bad, dad was gonna send her to live without any tv and have to milk their cows. She cried so much, she was terrified of cows.
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Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
Siblings are all horrible people
My newest project is driving me crazy!
I want my serpent tails to give more propulsion, and I've spent 2 days making one of them wider from the knees down to fit in different fins for testing.
But somehow, the tail still tapers down to the ankles, then grows wide, then tapers again.
It now looks like a python digesting a too large meal
:gah:
And no swim for a week, as during holidays, you can't even see the water in the throng.
That means I'm stuck for now.
Fabric??
Oof. That must be frustrating.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
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Update on my partner's bitch mother:
When we first started dating, my partner used to tell me he'd never marry me. It hurt to hear but he just never planned on getting married. So whenever I was with his family and they'd talk about when we'd get married, I'd just tell them "Michael said he'd never marry me"
Now it's a fucking year later and he and I have been making plans to get married.
Where does his mother come in? Just wait. His mother, Rita, has been playing double agent. She calls me and tells me that she loves me and thinks I'm the best thing to happen to her son. Then she calls Michael and tells him that she doesn't think I'm the best for him because I'm "inappropriate. Like that one time at Grandma's when she said you'd never marry her."
EXCUSE ME, BITCH? First of all, I'm sorry if that made you uncomfortable but that is what your son literally TOLD me. I'm sorry if hearing the truth pissed you off. And SECOND of all, THAT WAS A YEAR AGO? ARE YOU REALLY HOLDING ON TO SHIT FROM A YEAR AGO? REALLY, RITA? FUCKING REALLY, RITA?
And I'm pissed off because I hate fake people. This whole telling me one thing and telling Michael another just reeks of high school bullshit. I have no time for her to try and ruin my relationship because she couldn't manage to maintain any of her own.
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Woah.
I'd sit him down and talk to him about it. And I definitely wouldn't be talking to her anymore. What she is doing is horse crap.
I'd just tell him, look if you want to marry me, then you wont let your mother get in the way of it. Period.
As for her shitty actions, i dont know if I could even confront her without punching her, but you may be able to.
Kind of not that big a deal but I really hate getting sick, because it takes forever to get rid of my colds. I feel like death. I've been working long hours all week and haven't been getting enough sleep, last night I came home from work with a super bad sore throat and now I'm can barely breath, swallow, or talk with out it hurting super badly. Luckily I haven't lost my voice yet.
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Bring your husband into the room and sit her down and call her out on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Marius