B!TC# IT OUT!

[PearlieMae]

My partner's mother told ME that I'm too flirty and I need to "cut that shit out".
This woman has literally been married three times and cheated in all three unions. And she's trying to tell me that the fact that I've managed to forge a platonic relationship with one of my exes who lives 600 miles away is "crossing a line"
I have never been so tempted to smack the absolute shit out of a woman in all of my goddamn life.

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Tell her:

[Mermaid Marius]

Tell her:

This is the absolute best thing I've seen in a long time. 😂😂😂😂

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[SeaGlass Siren]

Ugh... Trying to make a website on Wordpress for my business but it won't let show menu options. ARGH

[Mermaid Mystery]

cast list posted more like shit list

[PearlieMae]

Ugh.

I just spent the last four hours tearing apart the bathroom trying to find out why the carpet got wet. Yes, my bathroom is carpeted. ANYway...the house is ancient, not in the best shape, and I wouldn't be surprised that one of these pipes just gave out. I emptied out the bathroom cabinet behind the tub surround, about three grocery bags full of shampoos, old make up, curling iron and hot rollers...that kind of crap, only to find no evidence of a leak.

Grrrr! WTF?I have other things I need to work on!

[Shimmer Mermaid]

Could it be leakage from under the tub?? Had the same issue and it was under the tub, it was all just leaking from under the tub.

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[PearlieMae]

I think it's the seal around the tub channeling shower water out onto the floor. Looks like my landlord used Alex Plus! YUK!

[Shimmer Mermaid]

Oh no. 😣 will the land lord take care of it?

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[PearlieMae]

Yeah...eventually. Better if I just do it myself. Now I have to drag out the carpet cleaner to extract the water from the rug!

[Shimmer Mermaid]

If I could I'd totally come help you

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[PearlieMae]

Hahaha! Thanks for the offer, but my bathroom is so tiny, we'd never fit!

[Shimmer Mermaid]

So for all my fellow mermommas out there, you might get a kick out of this one;

I am pregnant, I'll be 14 weeks tomorrow. I'm getting a little bump, but I'm not showing yet.

I have lately been going out more often without a bra, which is common here in the south because it's warm. Especially if your small busted like me.
So I'm shopping, and a nice lady walks up to me, maybe in her 30s, she had a couple of kids with her, but she pulls me aside, and asks "Ma'am, are you pregnant?"

And I look at her funny and say "yeah, I didn't realize strangers could tell yet. I'm only 13 weeks."

She goes "well, I wouldn't be able to...but, you're lactating from your right side."

I didn't realize it would start so soon! But she said she had started at 8 weeks.

I felt so frustrated and embarrassed. I thanked her, and put my jacket on.

Its not so much that I'm mad about it, I'm very excited, but damn, I felt so dense!

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[PearlieMae]

Hahaha! I didn't lactate before I gave birth, but after, I was like one of those fire boats! Also, your milk will 'let down' at THE most inopportune times!

[Hydra1337]

So for all my fellow mermommas out there, you might get a kick out of this one;

I am pregnant, I'll be 14 weeks tomorrow. I'm getting a little bump, but I'm not showing yet.

I have lately been going out more often without a bra, which is common here in the south because it's warm. Especially if your small busted like me.
So I'm shopping, and a nice lady walks up to me, maybe in her 30s, she had a couple of kids with her, but she pulls me aside, and asks "Ma'am, are you pregnant?"

And I look at her funny and say "yeah, I didn't realize strangers could tell yet. I'm only 13 weeks."

She goes "well, I wouldn't be able to...but, you're lactating from your right side."

I didn't realize it would start so soon! But she said she had started at 8 weeks.

I felt so frustrated and embarrassed. I thanked her, and put my jacket on.

Its not so much that I'm mad about it, I'm very excited, but damn, I felt so dense!

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Congrats!

I ended up lactating at the worst times too and I'm already self-conscious so I know how you feel. I didn't get anything until after giving birth but after that it was seriously like Niagara falls came out every two or three hours if I didn't breastfeed or use a pump. Then my body just randomly stopped making milk around Christmas time. Suddenly stopping like that has really screwed up my hormones. My hair has fallen out in clumps in addition to PMSing every day. It's awful. =(

[Shimmer Mermaid]

Awe, I'm sorry about the hormone thing messing with your body! But I'm glad to know that I'm not alone with the whole random lactating thing.

[Dancing Fish]

Hahaha! I didn't lactate before I gave birth, but after, I was like one of those fire boats! Also, your milk will 'let down' at THE most inopportune times!

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! OMG, that pic is perfect. Yeah, I was a...vigorous lactator...myself. Such a strange sensation, too. Yay biology! Congrats, Shimmer Mermaid!

[Hydra1337]

Awe, I'm sorry about the hormone thing messing with your body! But I'm glad to know that I'm not alone with the whole random lactating thing.

That's appreciated, thank you. Honestly I'm shocked I don't have bald spots with how much I lose at one time. Not even joking I shed WAY worse than my cats. lol

[Loralei]

Let me make you laugh. So I have been told since I was 13 that I would never have babies. I only got my period once a year for 5 miserable days. I have PCOS and amenorrhea.

I changed my diet from vegetarian, but I was drinking a lot of soy milk.. and inhaling cucumbers, limited my broccoli intake.

So there came a time where I just felt so strange. I went to a Women's Health center... Everything checked out. Pregnancy test came out negative. Weeks later.... I still felt strange. My Mother-In-Law (Whom is like super superstitious) KNEW I was pregnant. She paid for 5 boxes of pregnancy tests. (Not all at once) She kept insisting. All negative.

Yet I had this MAD craving for new jersey tomatoes with salt and pepper. Thats it. I ate two a day.

So me and my fiance'are sitting on the bed. Im playing a game on either my phone or the playstation late at night. I look at my arm...Its wet. I didnt bother looking at my shirt.... You know what I did?

Looked at the celing. LMAO.

"YO, KEN! T'hell is this shit? Ectoplasm?!"

I MADE him sit where I was so he could experience this strange ghost drip. It was several minutes before we figured out I was LACTATING.

I went and got a blood test at my local clinic, even though the lady SWORE I wasnt pregnant from the Women's Health center... POSITIVE.

They wanted me to have an immediate ultrasound. I was 5 months along. I was SO scared.


Ta-dah! Little water baby Kiandra was born. Love that little guppy more than ANYTHING.


P.s. I am Pescetarian now, but the process of pregnancy cured me of my period disorder and I get it regularly with the aid of holistic methods. I dont know how you women do this, you're all amazon warriors.

[Shimmer Mermaid]

Until I got pregnant, me and my doctor thought I was infertile.

During the time my reproductive organs were develpping, I was being starved, having to dive into dumpsters for food for me and my little sister to survive. On top of that, raped numerous times during my early child hood, up until I was 13. It caused me problems with my period, and the doctor said it was very unlikely for me to even have kids.
So it was quite a shock. Lol

[SeaGlass Siren]

Oh my god shimmer thank you for sharing. :hugs: