the awkward moment when your family friends sees you in your tail ONCE and they send you a mermaid birthday card every year
this year. pop up
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the awkward moment when your family friends sees you in your tail ONCE and they send you a mermaid birthday card every year
this year. pop up
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^ this omg. I got 4 pieces of mermaid themed jewelry and mermaid pjs for Christmas. And a mermaid themed cook book. And mermaid Christmas tree ornaments
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Originally Posted by Fun123joker
Hey, that's not awkward, that's awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by MerHopefully
That awkward moment when you're aunt is trying to explain to a group of adults what a mermaid is and how its made when she doesn't even understand what a monofin is and you're trying not to correct her in front of all her employees but she's botching it up so badly you cringe
I'm inclined to agree with Aziara; I don't care if I get Disney Little Mermaid gear intended for those 20 (or more) years my junior. I love mermaids! :mermaid kiss:
Okay that's true, I love my mermaid stuff
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It's ok, I keep receiving Barbie mermaids from my friends as a joke so I've positioned them all over my shelves XD :cthulhu: side note: my life is made, there's a Cthulhu smiley.
That awkward moment when your parents won't stop calling you fishbutt.
Or that awkward moment when you tell your guy best friend your plans to become a mermaid, and he becomes your number one fan and is more supportive than anyone you know, yet you thought he would be the one to laugh the most
~Mermaid Sirenia~
That awkward moment when you are wearing your tail for the first time in front of your parents.
^ NOO! I'll have to "come out" all over again! ;)
That awkward moment when the lifeguard pull you over in the lane like a traffic cop, and tells you to slow down.
It hasn't happened yet, but I imagine with the kinds of speed some people can swim with a monofin, I could prob put their fastest lane swimmers to shame!
That awkward moment when you leave your business cards in your dorm on your desk and your friends come over before you go out...
that awkward series of moments when you forget to clean up the tailmaking stuff and everyone who comes over demands an explanation. including my friends sister's friend's mom.
That awkward moment when you've put your wet tail back on, flopped back into the water, do one lap and you have to pee... Again...
I hate having a weak bladder!!:$
Raina wrote of the annoyances of performing whilst having to pee; it's not as if a mermaid can swiftly run to the washroom! When I was lifeguarding at inservices (practice/tests to maintain our skills delivered on a bi-monthly basis) I would find my bladder to be somewhat indecisive; I would emerge from the washroom after only a minimal passage and then find that my real need to pee emerged/was felt almost immediately thereafter. Perhaps being in the water exacerbates it....
That awkward moment when you have to explain to your psychologist what mermaiding is...
That awkward moment when you keep wanting to tell everyone you know about mermaiding, but you're too scared because you've never really shared anything so personal before?...
Does that count?
I think that counts as one of the ultimate "awkward moments", Sammyantha, and as one which virtually all of us can share! :mermaid kiss:
That awkward moment when you have to explain to your mom why you need adult toy cleaner for your tale as well as lubrication... Oh Lordy
~Mermaid Sirenia~
Tail* and I meant I will need lubrication too just to clear that up lol
~Mermaid Sirenia~