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Originally Posted by Tieri
This is seriously my favorite post xD I know how you feel lol
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Originally Posted by Tieri
This is seriously my favorite post xD I know how you feel lol
The awkward moment ....
Sarina -
* Watches boy painfully flirt at Mermaid Leina*
* Spots group of 12 year old boys*
* Swims over underwater and changes mind at last minute*
* brushes fluke against boys leg*
* Hears screaming*
*Surfaces*
12 year old boys -
* Scared boy screams and swims away
*Friend laughs* "Oi mate come back, it's just a hot Mermaid"
I'm also 19 -_-
A work colleague recently discovered I was a mermaid.
With wide-eyed amazement she sided up to me in the Tea Room and said quietly "Oh my god this is amazing! So what are your super powers? "
"You got a husband?" I ask in reply, just as quietly.
"Yes..." she nodded.
"Not for much longer." I smirked, and turned to continue making my coffee.
LMAO OH MY GOD
That Awkward Moment When:
- I get hit on by a 20 year old at a Bat mitzvah while my mertender/hubby watches trying to stifle his laugher.(and of course revenge is sweet when an older lady tried to hit on him and asks if im his daughter LOL, he's 6 years older than me and has alot of gray hair)
- Due to Mertender/hubby's clumsiness I land on a fellow merman's lap (that I just met) and wanted to die of embarrassment. (Yep Im sure Chris Remembers)
Theta & Venilia lol)
- Having to help my fellow mersister(s) with her tight tail and being so awkward with the pulling and .. oh the pulling lol.. yea we are so much BFF's Now
- Seahorse on seaweed top gets alot of attention from the kids... At least SOME are polite to ask if they can touch.
- Rough waves during a photo shoot, and being thrown back on land from the washing machine of an ocean in front of hot lifeguards...
This is so savage, I love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by -Annwyn-
that awkward moment you find the perfect mermaid top but almost buy it because you were drunk and you actually don't have enough funds for it because the Canadian dollar is shit.
and you only realize it afterwards because now you've slightly sobered up from last night delicious Long Island ice tea
Mermaid Hyli I'm sorrrrryyyyy
HAHA BEST RESPONSEQuote:
Originally Posted by -Annwyn-
Brilliant!Quote:
Originally Posted by -Annwyn-
#DATETHEMERMAID GUY IS IN MY CLASS THIS SEMESTER. I REPEAT, HE IS IN MY CLASS THIS SEMESTER
I think this calls for a lot of random Mermaid related items and memes finding there way to his desk this semester!!! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Sirenia
We expect a full report play-by-play on this Sirenia. (or at least I do ;) )
And pics as proof.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amphitrite
Yes I agree with Jaffa!!! We need lots of pictures!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Jaffa
That awkward moment when you try to race another kid in a mermaid tail, but she psyches you out by only swimming half the length of the pool and you had to stop to adjust your bikini top but ended up almost drowning because a kid kicked water in your face, and you lose the race and never hear the end of it for the rest of the day.
That awkward moment when you try swimming without your tail after swimming with it and the lack of speed is both uncomfortable and disappointing so you put the tail back on.
That awkward moment when you try to pick up a hot lifeguard at the pool but he's not into chicks who dress up as mermaids.
That awkward moment when the little girl who looked so excited to see you in your tail sees you getting out of it and you realise you just crushed a five year old's dreams.
Bella can you do a wink and say that with your magical powers you can shed your tail for legs at will?
I pull the selkie story out ALL the time.
And yes. Sirenia. Play by plays are required.
That awkward moment when...
You are testing your new tail for the first time, and after two strokes of the monofin, the entire skin is down around your ankles.
Definitely not a time to go commando!
I hope you weren't, Merman Storm! ;)
Have no fear, I was wearing shorts. I have some hiking shorts that make much better swim trunks than actual swim trunks, except they stay wet for a long time.
It was in a hotel pool. I hate to admit it, but my wife succeeded in capturing the moment.
Attachment 35253
hahaha that's love!
Heeheehee! Sew in an elastic waistband and some clippy things to your shorts. Oh but then there comes the problem, if it slides down again, your shorts might slide down too!
Wear two pairs of shorts? [emoji14]
TAMW that itch you've been ignoring for so long, gets to you, and you try hiding in a corner to give your nipple a good scratch all the while, the kids are following you underwater.
^^ Falls off chair Laughing. ^^
Ever get that Annoying itch that is on a leg, calf, etc. and you just cant get it because your suppose to be a real mermaid around the kids and even scratching/rubbing it over the tail seems to make it worse.. Oh My God.
I was trying to not make it obvious I was itchy, and pretend to adjust my swimsuit and dig in deep giving it a one scratch. But my one piece swimsuit, there is nothing to adjust in the chest area as I made it a full coverage one. In the end, I just swam to the boom in the middle, dipped underwater, faced the boom and scratched!Quote:
Originally Posted by New York Mermaid
I just ran it through the sewing machine again, taking in some fabric. It works fine now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Jaffa
TAMW you're doing a photoshoot in one of the living areas pool at your college, and people start staring at you from their window..
TAMW you want to go to a new location but don't want to change out of your tail, and you don't have a mertender. So you and your two friends decide it will be a good idea to sit on a skateboard and have them pull you to the location.. only to discover the skateboard doesn't take sharp enough turns and people are videotaping the entire thing..
TAMW one approaches you and says "I heard our college had a mermaid, but I didn't believe it!" And then takes photos of you
Fun, Sirenia!
Oh gosh! Thats not good! I hope the skateboard ride was fun at least, other then the sharp turns!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Sirenia
TAMW one sees a small family showing the lifeguard some pictures on their phone and asking questions, and you can see him keep looking directly at you, so you glare back at him, in the end he shakes his head and say no, and they move on.
TAMW one's niece ask you to show her a trick and you do, but forget to plug up the back of your throat, and swallow a lungful of water, but still trying to look cool without choking and gasping for air, so you blow bubbles underwater but it feels like you're gonna puke. So one pops back up and says, "Haha! Time for YOU to take a break!"
I did make up a story like weeks afterwards that a jealous sea witch made it turn into fabric because I sank a fishing trawler in her yard, but it matters very little now. Kid was a tourist anyways. :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Amphitrite
TAMW you forget you have a starfish stuck to your face and go to the shops.
TAMW you really want another finfolk tail but you DONT HAVE A JOB. Lol the struggle of living in a town with all college students
bruh this is so true it hurts. thing is i dont have a finfolk and im not allowed to get a jobQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Sirenia
TAMW your top is made with beautiful abalones but the spiricals (spelling??) are still present and it makes it look like you have wonky nipples.
That awkward-er moment when you work at a ren faire so EVERYONE NOTICES Attachment 35282
That awkward moment when you post a secret on the whisper app about being proud to be a mermaid, and suddenly a wild creep appears and starts asking you personal questions.
He wanted to know how old I was, I told him, "300 in mermaid years".
TAMW you are doing a photos hoot on the beach and you need to fix your hair but you are COVERED in sand and there is no way you can even fix it without getting more sand EVERYWHERE... So you just say 'fuck it' and do it for the photos but spend the next week picking bits of sand out of your head....
The awkward moment when a cute guy is trying to flirt with you but you've lost your best dinglehopper and are far more concerned with finding it... Yep true story...