That is the best one I've ever heard. Ever.
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That is the best one I've ever heard. Ever.
Surround it before you pound it
If you want the love, wear the glove
My dad likes to go through my notifications on my phone, read those, and I've never heard him laugh that hard!
Cloak it before you soak it
That's odd. Glad to be of entertainment value
Alright, well me and him have been talking for almost 7 hours now, anything from babies, to horrid failed relationships, to dogs, to me teaching him to ride a horse, to me being an idiot and asking "what size are you?"
Then realizing that I forgot to specify and ask "What size saddle seat are you?"
He joked, and was totally cool with my dipshit moment. Lol
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I feel like today was successful. Lol
Well what size is he?
OMG DONT ANSWER IM J K
He said
"Man size!? Lol idk I'm smaller in stature than most my jean size is a 32 x 32"
I replied with
"NO ASS!! You will fit a 16 inch saddle"
He joked and said he'd rather it be too big than too small,
I said, you've still got time to have kids, I won't put you in something that will get you hurt. 😂
I feel like you are following me like Peter Pan into the ring of fire and we will soon get banned for something. I have ban hammer PTSD.
This. This is my life. Lol
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Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
My thoughts exactly. I'm glad I'm in a long-term relationship so there's a significant lack of cringeworthy flirting. LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Venessa Louisiana Mermaid
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The pool in my building has been closed for nearly a month and it's been too cold to go exercise outside (-30C, though the last few days have been nice). I am stiff and sore and I worry I'll have lost all the progress I made in trying to get myself more fit.
I've had the same problem Pearl. Nowhere is open.
As for my previous posts about my old teacher, I think my little sister may have just scared him away. Like, seriously, she sent him "please marry my sister. Date her. Propose."
I'm literally so fn embarrassed I could curl up in a ball and wither away.
I would be, too. Obviously your sister should have said "You know, not a lot of guys can say that they've f*cked a mermaid. You should get on that."
That line works for me every time* I'm trying to drag my boyfriend to bed. :D :D
*sixty percent of the time, it works 100 percent of the time.
Wow! How do you like it, though??Quote:
Originally Posted by Tieri
i think Someone should open a whole new thread just for stories like these...
I would be totally down for an awkward/hilarious sex stories thread. THE SHENANIGANS~Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianne Lime
send msg. "I sincerely apologise for my sister's msg (she just showed me what she sent). I think she might be insane. hope she didn't freak you out."Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
That is a good title! Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tieri
how about I make the thread and you start.
I sent
" I'm apologizing in advance for my sister's outburst. I don't know what she said, but I know she said something likely inappropriate, so I'm sorry. "
He said
"She is a sweetheart! No apologies needed!"
I Said
" Yeah there is. "Please marry my sissy?" I have to apologize for that. She just wants me to be happy, and she says really crazy stuff sometimes. So yeah, apologies needed. "
I finally get myself a tail and now I cant use it cause the damn pool broke and somebody just added chlorine to it! UGH!
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Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
He probably has a sibling who does it to him. :phew:
It's already posted dear!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tieri
This isnt a bitch so much as its a self confidence thing. Im simply ashamed of my lack of skill when making my tails and how they look obviously home done compared to other home jobs that look like so professional it hurts. I get embarrassed and is mostly the reason i dont go to events. That and work.
formerly jayy
Poor fishy. Its just practice. I've ruined several tails sewing them up on the sewing machine all because I was too eager and didn't draw up any patterns beforehand. I still do sometimes, and I have to unpick the whole seam(s), fiddle with it and resew everything again. It is also the reason I always buy more fabric than what I need. I tend to screw them up before I get to wear it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Imogen Finnly
!@#($(*@$(^@$^*(@*(@ WINDOWS EFFING MOVIE MAKER KEEPS CRASHING
Edit: and video editor suggestions?
I use adobe premier but it's a beast in terms of memory-usage. Final Cut Pro is supposed to be great though =)
I use CyberLink Powerdirector for my YouTube gameplay videos. You have to have a pretty powerful computer for it to run properly, my poor laptop can run it at the cost of lag in the preview windows. Other than that it's really good
I know the feeling... it seems that nowadays computers are sold at minimum spec instead of optimal spec. a faster processor and bigger RAM would fix that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kishiko
I have Sony Vegas Pro... theres a bunch of video editors you can get from the Pirate Bay...
I use premier pro too, but it does gobble RAM! I shut everything else down when I use it, even background apps and wifi. When rendering it can really heat up your computer too (just like any ram intensive thing would). I use smc Fan Control (I'm on a macbook pro) to turn my fans up to max and keep an eye on the internal temp, and sometimes even put an ice pack under my computer to keep it cool if it's a long render. Otherwise it can go over 200º. I did hella heat damage to my last computer so now I take precautions!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Lilium
It may be slightly frustrating to learn how to work it at first, but there are many youtube videos and adobe help pages to learn. Once I did I could never go back to other editors- it's awesome!
I use Premiere Pro, and I haven't really noticed it gobbling too much RAM because I have a Mac Pro too - basically an editing machine. If you're going for pro, non-linear editing software, my picks are Premiere (esp if you use any other part of Adobe Creative, like Photoshop or Illustrator or Audition), or Final Cut X (I used to edit on Final Cut 7). For a non-professional program, I'd say iMovie. I tried to use Power Director at work and it was so horrible I refused to use it and made them get me Premiere.
For tutorials, there's YouTube, and if you want to spend a little money (well worth it), there's Lynda.com.
*shudders at the mention of iMovie* my University tutors forced us to use it for a project once... I hated it so much that I took all my work home, remade everything in it and rendered it in premiere and handed that in and said 'why yes, of course I used iMovie' lol
Is final cut free? I don't edit stuff often enough to justify purchasing a software :(
Also, I'm running windows 7 is that helps
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im in a ssb4 ternaminte tomorrow. its at my school. im not prone to game range but i absolutly HATE when someone repeativly tells me i suck at somthing. it could be anything. the first time im just chill like "yeah i know right" but after 2 i get really pissed and annoyed and im 30% sure someone is going to play that card. as long as my ex dosnt show im good.
(we're still friends but lately he has been dying to play 1v1 on any game and i refuse to because he keeps on tellings me how much he is going to pone me in a creepy way. sorry but i play these things for fun i dont play not because im scared i dont play because i only play with chill people who isnt thirsty)