That is the best one I've ever heard. Ever.
That is the best one I've ever heard. Ever.
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
Surround it before you pound it
If you want the love, wear the glove
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a Whiting to a Snail
"There's a Porpoise right behind us and he's treading on my tail!"
Tail making progress http://mernetwork.com/index/showthre...-making-a-tail
My dad likes to go through my notifications on my phone, read those, and I've never heard him laugh that hard!
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
Cloak it before you soak it
That's odd. Glad to be of entertainment value
Alright, well me and him have been talking for almost 7 hours now, anything from babies, to horrid failed relationships, to dogs, to me teaching him to ride a horse, to me being an idiot and asking "what size are you?"
Then realizing that I forgot to specify and ask "What size saddle seat are you?"
He joked, and was totally cool with my dipshit moment. Lol
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
I feel like today was successful. Lol
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
Well what size is he?
OMG DONT ANSWER IM J K
He said
"Man size!? Lol idk I'm smaller in stature than most my jean size is a 32 x 32"
I replied with
"NO ASS!! You will fit a 16 inch saddle"
He joked and said he'd rather it be too big than too small,
I said, you've still got time to have kids, I won't put you in something that will get you hurt. 😂
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
I feel like you are following me like Peter Pan into the ring of fire and we will soon get banned for something. I have ban hammer PTSD.
This. This is my life. Lol
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
My thoughts exactly. I'm glad I'm in a long-term relationship so there's a significant lack of cringeworthy flirting. LOL.
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The pool in my building has been closed for nearly a month and it's been too cold to go exercise outside (-30C, though the last few days have been nice). I am stiff and sore and I worry I'll have lost all the progress I made in trying to get myself more fit.
I've had the same problem Pearl. Nowhere is open.
As for my previous posts about my old teacher, I think my little sister may have just scared him away. Like, seriously, she sent him "please marry my sister. Date her. Propose."
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
I'm literally so fn embarrassed I could curl up in a ball and wither away.
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
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