"hey lets make EVERYONE a mermaid and EVERYONE finds out about EVERYONE."
I have this image in my head of the team after the first season wrapped:

"Hey, Mr. Shiff! Turns out we were 10 grand under budget! We can afford to hire a decent writer for next season!"
"Spend it all on mermaid tails."
"But Mr. Shiff, we-"
"MORE MERMAAAIIDS!!"