Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Lily_Pad View Post
Hi it's me again. This is an open letter to my body.

Dear Body,
I know the weather has changed. I know that you hate the cold, but please...please start feeling better. I can't keep feeling this in pain and weak and exhausted. I need to work! I need more money to buy mermaid things! You love mermaid things. You need to ease up if you want big enough shells to cover your books and a new gap wrap for your butt. Work with me here huh? Let's do this thing!
Eat raw garlic everyday. It'll kill the germs and you get better soon.