B!TC# IT OUT!

[Rivertee]

Oh my gosh I flipping agree word gets out you're a mermaid abd people go crazy! My church pastor even shared it to mine.

[AniaR]

So Mermaid Melissa is now tagging her stuff with "canada mermaid" and "canadian mermaid." She can't work here without a canadian visa. Are you kidding me? Time to start tagging my stuff "world's best mermaid" or some other lame thing. http://www.mermaidmelissa.com/tag/canada-mermaid/ I discovered it while updating my sites meta data and checking to see if my stuff after the update appeared under certain tags on google yet. Wow is all I have to say.

[AniaR]

actually looks like she steals a lot of people's tags when you look at the tags at the bottom of her blog http://www.mermaidmelissa.com/events...id-performers/

[Mermaid Octavia]

The sheer wall of tags she uses is enormous. "Africa mermaid", "Alaska mermaid", "London mermaid" are a couple I spotted just from glancing.

[Mermaid Octavia]

Also, I recently learned that the leader of the group I used to work with just kicked out their 60+ year old mermaid/jellyfish because she didn't want to sign a paper stating she would only work with that group. The older gal was so pleasant and wonderful and the kids loved her! I can't believe she was booted because she would be considered "competition". I just don't understand it. The older gal had such a great time performing for anyone who would have her, especially around children. And now they kick her out because she's "competition"?

=_=

[Kishiko]

I noticed American dad mermaid...that doesn't even make sense. Also ikan duyung and hableany. Like what?

[Kishiko]

No dad, spraying a skunk with WASP SPRAY is not the only way to get it out of the shop. Ugh.

[PearlieMae]

I don't know why, but I envisioned an antique shop with a skunk wandering around and your dad chasing it with a can of wasp spray!

[Kishiko]

I don't know why, but I envisioned an antique shop with a skunk wandering around and your dad chasing it with a can of wasp spray!

bahahaha no it's our like storage/boat/work/cat/various uses shop lol. He's done that to two of them.

[Raayvhen]

Kinda feel like the forum got a potential mervert.

[Seraphina Suds]

Agreed...

[Merman Arion]

Kinda feel like the forum got a potential mervert.

I find this one rather funny actually.

Obviously this is a troll "fishing" and you're playing his game.

Gotta admit tho, it takes balls to create such a thread here. The audacity made me laugh.

[Raayvhen]

I reported it even before I posted. And I kinda just replied out of habit.

[Ashley]

So I drive an 08 chevy silverado and the fuel system just went to shit, and now we will have to spend all of our savings to get it fixed. Whats best is it's Sunday so nothing is open!!!

[AmbrGlows]

"No good deed goes unpunished. " I don't know who said it. And I never understood what it meant until now.

I had many admirers of my tail at the water park today but this one little girl (about 14) and her mom were much more interested than the others. I decided to let the girl take a swim in just my monofin...she was big enough to wear it and we all went with her. She was a natural in the water. It was so awesome to see. But at some point during her swim the fin insert broke. No buggy, accidents happen, it would have happened eventually from wear and tear even just by me. And it's only a $20 replacement piece.

Here's the punishment park. The replacement insert is out if stock and I have a pool party the 16th & 17th.

[Mermaid Jaffa]

Sorry forgot who it was... Ikan is Malay for fish, duyung is mermaid.

Now back to the bitching...

[Blaze]

Did my first Princess Party in a while (and my first on my own! whee! I would really like to start a small company with this!) and was hired to be the little mermaid swimming in the pool. I arrived 15 minutes before my 'start' time as discussed with the parents and called as discussed to arrange for me to slip into the pool unseen while the kids were distracted.

No one answered the phone. I tried texting. Nothing. Called again and left a message. Finally 5 minutes before I was supposed to be in the pool and surprising the birthday girl I went to the door (without my tail) and rang the doorbell. Mom answered and asked me to come in and who do I see in the living room? A 'walking tail' Little mermaid playing with the kids! *facepalm*

Apparently the parents thought it would be a good idea to have two Little Mermaids there, one to play games and face paint and one to swim in the pool. Nevermind that we are both pretending we are the same person & kids (5 year olds) usually are a little brighter than that.

I immediately switched my name after hearing the other girl call me 'her sister' to Scarlet & it really only came up once while I was there when the other girl came out to the pool deck area while I was in the pool. She left about 30 minutes after I got there but yeah. Awkward!

[Mermaid Wesley]

Lol nice

[Echidna]

actually looks like she steals a lot of people's tags when you look at the tags at the bottom of her blog http://www.mermaidmelissa.com/events...id-performers/

uh-oh lol.

Tags (minuscule excerpt):
20/20 mermaid, abc mermaid, ad mermaid, adult swim mermaid, africa mermaid, american dad mermaid, barbi mermaid, best mermaid, cartoon mermaid, china mermaid, cnn mermaid, commercial mermaid, company logo mermaid, company mermaid, darrel hannah mermaid, family guy mermaid, funny or die mermaid, zack merman


so, tag all and everything and add a "mermaid" after. Way to go, especially when misspelling the names

yep, and it's absolutely not annoying to look for something entirely different, like asian or african mermaids, or even a merMAN, and still get spammed with chubby blonde american ads.

[Mermaid Melanie]

so apparently ads for mermaid Kat are coming up on my youtube videos :S is that just a ridiculous coincidence or can you control that sort of thing ?