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    I've got it this week too, and on top of it I'm sick and depressed. And again, I'm here for u. I'll beat up ur dad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyMermaid View Post
    Ugh shark week is killing me! I'm extremely tired and my cramps migrated to my left leg and I can barely sit down I've been walking around the house in circles trying to make it go away. My dad thinks I have a blood clot and just bitched at me for eating a large bowl of ice cream and told me I'm disgusting. I don't have a blood clot, my mom had leg cramps when she had her periods too. It's just kinda embarrassing to tell my dad no I don't have a blood clot because I'm fat and inactive, I just have weird shark week crams.


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    Hooray for menopause!!!

    I only have to worry about that every 3 to 4 months! Hehehe!
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    You terrible person, Jaffa. (Because yes, my week too. And I am also sick. Had to call out school and work twice. *headdesk*)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Jaffa View Post
    Hooray for menopause!!!

    I only have to worry about that every 3 to 4 months! Hehehe!
    I'm doing the menopause dance with Jaffa, except I don't have to worry about the three to four month thing! Shark weeks no more! Woohoo!!

    Sorry, girls, but menopause rocks on a lot of levels!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merman Arion View Post
    This morning I got to wake up with a huge erection. It has been 30min and it doesn't want to stop

    Whoever thinks it's cool, let me tell you it's not! I feel very uncomfortable. It's like my penis has a mind on its own, it's super annoying.
    LMFAO join the club hahahahaha

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    on the bright side, Donald trump is also 69
    OMG this was the funniest thing I've read all week hahahaha Don't you dare apologize for that joke ! Don't you do it lmao
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    I never will, don't worry lmao
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    Ugh, I have wine and Harry Potter playing on the TV. Alan Rickman, you will be missed. Thank Poseidon I have plenty of mourning clothes.
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    I hear you Mermaid Rillia....i have not watched Harry Potter since i heard the news but i know watching it will not be the same for me next time. He will be greatly missed, what an amazing actor he was!

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    He was so incredible.
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    Apparently my dad wouldn't have to be so abusive "if I wasn't such a bad kid" he's been this way I was born maybe since I was 5. Now he's on the phone lying to my mom saying that because I refused to do chores he took away my laptop and cell phone, which I turned into world war 3. What really hurt is he compared me to my deadbeat ex friend who practically got pregnancy scares every week, he claimed that "at least she has social skills and is attractive"
    I'm fucking done, I'm just done. If my mom really knew what he was saying to me when she was gone at work. Sad thing is she would probably say close to the same things to me. He also said its because I don't get to know my bosses that they have probably fired me because they don't know who I am and that's why I don't have any hours this week and next week.


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    I don't know if you're comfortable with contacting child protective services, but it might help. Otherwise I get my drivers license in May and I'll come pick u up and beat up ur dad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Mystery View Post
    I don't know if you're comfortable with contacting child protective services, but it might help. Otherwise I get my drivers license in May and I'll come pick u up and beat up ur dad.
    I was about to say the same thing. There are resources that can help you! Call the non-emergency line of the police department and ask them to forward you to child protection services and/or the domestic abuse unit.

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    Shark week has hit me too! I have ovarian cysts so it really sucks. I want to get up and be productive but some days I can't even get out of bed! I want to get everything taken out but they wont because I'm "too young". I am super tired and not been sleeping well! Also there has been foundation work going on for 2 weeks on my apartment building. These guys are super loud and start work at 9am everyday! I understand it being loud because of the work but they don't have to yell at each other over talking about girls. Like save that talk for lunch time dudes -_- Have to move out of these apartments soon! There has been so much going on already this year!! busy busy busyyy!

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    My issue is very minor compared to all of yours but I need to bitch it somewhere. I will be at a local children's museum for their pirate island week as the only mermaid. There will also be a jack sparrow impersonator. I've had a contract with them for months now and when the flyers came out for 2016 events I was so excited but the pirate's photo was in it and another mermaid's photo who isn't even going to be there. She was a volunteer from last year in a costume with a cardboard fluke that the kids could see under the cloth. No mention of me anywhere. Not on the website or the fb page but the jack's photo is on all that and they posted a video of him. I know it's called pirate island but I'm a local Proffesional who lives with in 15 min of the museum while he is like 2 hours away and I lost a huge chance to get some good publicity going. My heart just sunk when I saw that old photo being advertised instead of one of mine. I'm decently new and I need the publicity wherever I can get it yet I'm not credited anywhere relating to the site. Even the team of scuba divers got credit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mermaid Tory View Post
    My issue is very minor compared to all of yours but I need to bitch it somewhere. I will be at a local children's museum for their pirate island week as the only mermaid. There will also be a jack sparrow impersonator. I've had a contract with them for months now and when the flyers came out for 2016 events I was so excited but the pirate's photo was in it and another mermaid's photo who isn't even going to be there. She was a volunteer from last year in a costume with a cardboard fluke that the kids could see under the cloth. No mention of me anywhere. Not on the website or the fb page but the jack's photo is on all that and they posted a video of him. I know it's called pirate island but I'm a local Proffesional who lives with in 15 min of the museum while he is like 2 hours away and I lost a huge chance to get some good publicity going. My heart just sunk when I saw that old photo being advertised instead of one of mine. I'm decently new and I need the publicity wherever I can get it yet I'm not credited anywhere relating to the site. Even the team of scuba divers got credit.
    Tory, you should say something. Keep it kind and professional, of course, but you need to protect your brand. Plus I'm sure they'd much rather show your gorgeous tail than a cardboard one. It's good for their business too. It may have just been an oversight.

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    My complaint is minor but annoying. I burst a blood vessel in my eye at an UW shoot yesterday. Now I look like a zombie. Stupid water pressure :-(

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    I'm so irritated right now...So I'm staying with my bf at his apartment for the weekend and when I got here Friday, it was like 1 am and there was no parking in the visitor parking so I obviously park next to him in the regular parking (they don't have numbers on the spaces and in NC these kids go home since its right next to the University). And at 5 am they towed my car since there was no permit, (Who the hell is up at 5 am towing peoples cars, GO TO FUCKING IHOP) however I left a note stating "All the visitor spots were taken, and I am in Apartment 1J and if any become available to let me know" but they still towed it! So me and Judo go through all the papers they gave him regarding living here, and we didn't find one damn thing about if parking was full or where to go if there wasn't enough, hell it didn't even tell us they have visitor parking! So of course this is bullshit so I call them, and told them everything, and she told me "oh well theres visitor parking on the opposite side of the complex, and they own the other apartment complexes like a mile away up the mountain, or to park across the street and he can pick me up" First off, if my boyfriend lives on this side of the complex and you have no signs saying theres more, then why the fuck would he be on the other side of the complex and how would he know since you have not informed him about where his visitors should go. Secondly, WHY IN THE HELL AM I GOING TO PARK A MILE AWAY in building complex that is not the one my boyfriend is living at, (I was like "y'all have 3 things; Me. Fucked. Up. if you thought I was leaving it somewhere I'm not familiar that far away). Not to mention I can't just see that those apartments are yours and you have no signs and once again you have not informed him those spaces were available! And lastly across the fucking street, this is a two way street and then there is a giant drop off and then a river and THENN the student parking for the University, now if you meant the river I'm glad you recognize I'm a merman but my car won't do so well and then if you meant the student parking lot at the University then you are even dumber than I thought because WHY WOULD I PARK AT THE UNIVERSITY IF I AM NOT A STUDENT, I am not visiting the university I'm visiting my bf, so ya'll need to figure your shit out because this could've been avoidable if you actually informed your tenants what they should do in certain situations as if this has never happened before! I'm still in the midst of cussing everyone in that office out, but while I'm waiting to speak to the higher ups, I figured this was the best way to get this off my chest! This is probably the worst explained, most discombobulated story ever. Sorry if it's hard to understand; literal word vomit!
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    Cuss the eff out of them Hun.
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    Senior Member Pod of the Great Lakes Sabrina the Selkie's Avatar
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    I mean really. Do. That's just ridiculous.

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    My mom is trying to get in contact with me after bashing my older sister and younger sister. I hate talking to her. She's either going to tell me someone died or that my sister did something or complain about how she never has any money.

    I can't take it anymore! This isn't the mother I once knew! Sure she was verbally abusive and physically abusive when I was growing up but that kind of comes with the Hispanic parents package where I'm from. But now? She's just a terrible person who always fights to see the negative. She treats me: the daughter who ran off at 17 to get married, who almost got pregnant, who can't ever get a stable job, and who refuses to continue her education, like a fucking Saint. Like the ground I walk on is gold. Why? Because I married a man.
    My older sister? Smart. Like I don't understand half he shit she says she's so fucking smart. And gorgeous. Sometimes she's bitchy, but hey who isn't? She owns her one house! Has this great job that pays her a lot of money! She has her own business, that's doing pretty good. And she has a Bachelors and Masters degrees. She's also getting married. But to a lady. So now my sister is an "atheist" who "disrespects" my mother when she doesn't talk to her, even though my mother admitted to me that she acts like my older sister doesn't exist! My mom is such a fucking hypocrit! All I want is for her to move back in with her mother, or her siblings. Maybe then she'll be happy.
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