Quote Originally Posted by -Annwyn- View Post
A work colleague recently discovered I was a mermaid.

With wide-eyed amazement she sided up to me in the Tea Room and said quietly "Oh my god this is amazing! So what are your super powers? "

"You got a husband?" I ask in reply, just as quietly.

"Yes..." she nodded.

"Not for much longer." I smirked, and turned to continue making my coffee.
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