That Awkward Moment When: Mermaid Edtion!

[simplymermaid]

Hi! I'm new here

"That awkward moment when you decide it's never too late to learn how to swim like a mermaid, but you don't even know how to swim"

"The second awkward moment when you try to you explain to your husband that you need a realistic tail since the costume you made for months for last year's halloween is not cutting it"

[MermanJesse]

The awkward moment when the neighbor lady sees a tail being rinsed, runs over and says, "where did you catch that?"

[MermaidRaegan]

That awkward moment when you realize that in less than six months your derpy mermaid hobby has turned into an almost obsession that has led to you knowing all the ins and outs of silicone, caulks, monofins, and zip ties.

[MermanJesse]

That awkward moment when you realize you have dried silicone in your arm hair, and people ask what it is.

[MermanJesse]

That awkward moment when after you have injured your foot, and are limping around Weeki Wachee, another mer's Mertender offers to carry you around.

True story! Ask AniaR!

[AniaR]

that awkward moment when a family member visits,has never seen your tail before, walks into a room where it's stretched out on a bed and jumps because they've just had the daylight scared out of them lol.

[Mermaid Marissa]

That awkward moment when you have to explain to your friend why he can't make you a tail out of a trash bag and you have to explain why $200 is a sweet deal

[Prince Calypso]

that awkward moment when the boy you like tells you look hot in your mermaid tail and he would love to go swimming with you

awkward moment when you now kiss and thank your tail lol

[Mermaid Marissa]

that awkward moment when the boy you like tells you look hot in your mermaid tail and he would love to go swimming with you

awkward moment when you now kiss and thank your tail lol

Calypso, ur my favorite

[Mermaid Marissa]

That awkward moment when ur mer-friends asking you to make a facebook page to talk about mermaid stuff and you're the only one who uses it

[MermanJesse]

That awkward moment when you are watching Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief, and think to yourself, "DAYUM, Poseidon is FINE!"

[Prince Calypso]

That awkward moment when you are watching Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief, and think to yourself, "DAYUM, Poseidon is FINE!"

there is nothing awkward about that.
only truth lol he can be my water god any day he chooses. *fangirl swoon*

[MermanJesse]

Nah uh, gurl!

Hands off that man!

That awkward moment when to gay mers start catfish fighting over Poseidon!

[Prince Calypso]

awkard moment when the tinest of the gay mer's sneeks off with said water god while no one is paying attention XD

[Mermaid Marissa]

there is nothing awkward about that.
only truth lol he can be my water god any day he chooses. *fangirl swoon*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FAVORITE XD

[Mermaid Marissa]

that awkward moment when I start fighting with my lesbian and bi friends over alyssa milano as a mermaid

[Prince Calypso]

awkward moment when gay guy admits that even he would fight over alyssa milano

[Spindrift]

Wow this is getting really meta.

[Merman Chris]

That awkward moment when you realize you have dried silicone in your arm hair, and people ask what it is.

Oh, even better when you have it dried on stuck to the crotch area of your pants from leaning against the table while working.

[Mermaid Annariea]

that awkward moment when someone asks you why you dont have a job yet even though you graduated from hs already, and before you can say anything, your boyfriend answers proudly "she wants to be a mermaid," but everyone looks at you like youve lost your mind.

that awkward moment when your boyfriend says sweetly, "youre my little mermaid," then pauses, makes a face, and adds, "without an awkward reference to the disney movie. this is weird now." lolol.

also, i want to add you all as friends.but that would take SO MUCH TIME. first world lazy mer problems. -_-