the awkward moment where you come out of the water cause you ran into sea weed eww.
the awkward moment where you come out of the water cause you ran into sea weed eww.
the awkward moment where a kid all most swims into you
that how I feel when ever I go to the ymca
That awkward moment when you just got done with a swim and are still in your tail, go to take the boat back to the dock and the engine stalls and, as a mermaid, you are trying to restart it and people are watching.
LOL
That awkward moment when you're swimming in the school pool and come up for air and see a bunch of evil little munchkins (pardon me, children) watching you with awe so you have to pull out your bubbly mermaid persona just for them.
Happened to me when I was a freshman in college!!!
That awkward moment when kids won't stop splashing you from all directions, you're facing the wrong way to splash them with your tail, and you seriously wonder if it's possible to drown by splashing. (Also known as the time you wish you still had a mer-tender ;-) )
That awkward moment when someone won't stop asking to try on your tail -_-
I'm really protective over my stuff. Or greedy idk O.O
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That awkward moment and you and some friends get a bucket of KFC chicken and decide to go the beach for the day. Then shortly after arriving get attacked by an entire flock of seagulls that chase you down the beach while their bird buddies make off with all of ur chicken. I have hated birds ever since.
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Cannibalism most fowl! The horror!
Alveric
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M'kay. The awkward moment when you want a mertender, but have NO IDEA who to ask... or HOW to ask. O_o
Keep in mind that I'm 13, ok? xD
she believed she could, so she did
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“Children of the sea,
Lie down your heads to sleep
As the maidens of the sea
Carry you down to the deep…”
~Mermaid Lullaby
that awkard moment when you are practicing with your mertender (how to be carried) and your daddy walks...
I swear, I've never seen a mertender get so flustered, LOL
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“Children of the sea,
Lie down your heads to sleep
As the maidens of the sea
Carry you down to the deep…”
~Mermaid Lullaby
that awkward moment when you let some friends try on your old tails but they can't swim so you half drown yourself in your own tail to keep their heads above water while they try to take off the tails. the awkward moment when your mom asks why you're crying, so log on to Merbellas facebook and show her the tails, to which she replies ," don't worry, you might get one someday" and then you show her the price and she pats you on the back and says, "Well, keep dreaming"
Hugs, fishes, and mermaid kisses!
That awkward moment when your mom looks at you in full regalia and says "too much fish to eat and not enough woman to love".
"Please don't fucking drown." - Regina, my daughter
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that awkward moment when your new cousin in law is trying to be nice so she texts you a link to a thing on pintrest (or whatever its called) about how to do mermaid makeup and you reply with how that girls methods are flawed and how to do it better![]()
Hugs, fishes, and mermaid kisses!
That awkward moment when you're trying to lay out a pattern for you new tail skin (I figure that it's time to retire old red, next I'm goin' with sparkly purple!) and your fuzzie little friend decides that it's a perfect time to start his own sewing career, and won't get out of your grill.... and even when you shoo him away the second you turn your back...there he is again XD
And then when you poke him in the tummy to take a "cute" picture he munches your finger and slashes you to pieces... for a little guy that doesn't like water, I think he likes my tails more than I do hahaha.
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There There- Radiohead
That ackward moment your cat thinks that your tail is a nice tunnel to run through. So happy he used my thick neoprene tail, no harm done, just a static kitty at the end of the tunnel![]()
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