That awkward moment when you spend ten minutes stroking your newly-conditioned hair pretending to be Ariel. ._.
That awkward moment when you spend ten minutes stroking your newly-conditioned hair pretending to be Ariel. ._.
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What's LOTR?Originally Posted by Mermaid Sirenia
Omg that's too funny. And with me standing around >_< bahahahaTAMW you are at a swimming birthday party as ariel and all the dads are standing around listening and a little girl decides to start feeling your shells. Then asks if they are covering your boobies. She then proceeds to explain that all princesses have boobies and that she even has really tiny boobies.
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Lord of the Rings!
Oh!
I feel like Jay is going to comment a funny Po-ta-toes thing sometime soon!
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
Lol! So essentially you were looking and playing the part of the flencer; the whaler who removes the blubber from such animals as whalers hunt. You could have launched into a Moby Dick-style speech! I'm impressed; you are a mermaid who has truly worked for her tail!
Welp, guess if this mermaid thing doesn't work out I could always get a job on a whaling vessel! (Just kidding, I would never ever do that. Even legal whale hunting makes me extremely sad.)
I have literally poured blood, sweat, and tears into this tail and I haven't even started casting the silicone yet. But each step I take towards completion makes it feel more mine. More "me." It's really weird how connected I feel to this tail already. The first time I swam in a monofin, it felt so natural it was like I was born for it. I can only imagine how amazing it will feel to take my first swim as a mermaid.
That awkward moment when I went into Home Depot to get a utility wagon for myself to be transported through the con hall and I'm describing what I'm trying to use the wagon for...
Me: "Yeah, I need it to be sturdy enough to ... hold a human. Namely me. Don't ask questions.
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TAMW while doing a photoshoot on a beach as an evil/dark mermaid a little girl comes running up to you shouting "you're the prettiest mermaid princess I've ever seen" and you smile but you're thinking "wait no you should be scared of me I mean look at me and my claws!" I was pretty intimidating looking but apparently she didn't think so haha!
Formerly known as Savannah Staver
So adorable! !
Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.
been there done that!
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TAMW one hears screams of "MERMAID! MERMAID!"
TAMW one realizes the screams are not for her.
TAMW 20 minutes later, the screams of "MERMAID! MERMAID!" begins again, this time right on the pool side next to one's lane.
TAMW one hears the mother of screamer asking the question, "Which mermaid do you like best?" The screamer replies, "This one cos she's real cos she has fins and everything!"
Formerly known as ireneho
Wait was there another mermaid in the pool???TAMW one hears screams of "MERMAID! MERMAID!"
TAMW one realizes the screams are not for her.
TAMW 20 minutes later, the screams of "MERMAID! MERMAID!" begins again, this time right on the pool side next to one's lane.
TAMW one hears the mother of screamer asking the question, "Which mermaid do you like best?" The screamer replies, "This one cos she's real cos she has fins and everything!"
Yep! A merfin mermaid in the Wave pool at the bottom. I was in the top one, the competition pool.
Formerly known as ireneho
That's hilarious!
I thought it was pretty cute. How she thought I was more real because I had a tail on, over the other young lady who only had the fin on.
Formerly known as ireneho
Either awkwardly awesome. Or awesomely awkward.That awkward moment when your biggest porn crush is following your merman account on Instagram!!!
H.P. Lovecraft “You fool, Warren is DEAD!”
well you are hot and have a great ass.That awkward moment when your biggest porn crush is following your merman account on Instagram!!!
Time to see if he wants to hang out in tails
Take the wave now and know that you're freeTurn your back on the land face the seaFace the wind now so wild and so strongWhen you think of meWave to me and send me a song
That awkward moment when you drag your friend into being a mermaid, because it'll be more fun that way. xD (she's so excited about it too though)
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