TAMW your brother is helping you into your tail but is super careful cuz he doesn't wanna grab your butt >_< bahaha
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TAMW your brother is helping you into your tail but is super careful cuz he doesn't wanna grab your butt >_< bahaha
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Oh my
That awkward moment when you friend asks why you have a giant 'dead fish' hanging in your garage
she believed she could, so she did
formerly known as Kalani
That "dead fish" is your real skin, the human skin you're wearing came from a girl who asked too many questions.Originally Posted by Kalani
Oh my
That awkward moment when you friend asks why you have a giant 'dead fish' hanging in your garage
^^^yes!
TAWM you are trying to practice breath holding in the water, and just as you're taking a breath to go under a single, tiny errant droplet of water flies straight into your throat and leaves you coughing right in front of the lifeguard.
Fancy a cup of mermaid tea?
Celaeno I love you
she believed she could, so she did
formerly known as Kalani
That awkward moment when you have a wardrobe malfunction and you only just notice it when you try to get on to a lifesaving buoy to get a picture taken... The other underwater pictures
Your imagination is your only limit
TAMW At the disneystore...
CM: if you splash water on her she turns into an actual mermaid!
Me: not now though I need my legs!
Assistant Manager: don't do it I need her 0-0
:P
The SeaGlass Siren
When you're trying to help your friend into their tail, while you're in yours, trying to get purchase in the water and you end up knocking your friend into a full mermaid faint and you go down with them.
^TAMW you're swimming with your new mermaid friends you just met that JUST got done telling you about said mermaid faint they went through earlier and just as they get towards the end you lose balance on the rock you were on and go sliding into the water in a full mermaid faint.
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I'm working towards mermaiding, so I haven't had any awkward moments. I've just been watching a lot of YouTube videos to imagine and keep myself going in the right direction to getting healthy. On one such video, I saw just this happen. The mermaid kissed the bottom of the silly sting ray. I thought it was really adorable! The sting ray is helping you put on a great show. You're audience will eat it up. No worries!
What?! No mermaids? That's discrimination!
Last edited by Mermaid Cherish; 07-30-2015 at 12:38 AM.
The difference between a dream and a goal is a deadline. ~Steve Smith
Start strong, stay strong and finish strong by always remembering why you're doing it in the first place. ~Ralph Marston
user formerly known as Critter
Losing weight and THEN getting a tail. 41 pounds down, 100 to go! July 16 and still going strong! Inspired to educate and then work as a fitness and nutrition coach.
akward moments when your sister makes a merpun
Me: hey wanna see the new fluke i just painted?
sis: i dont give a fluke about your fluke
These are hilarious!
That awkward moment when your husband hands you sushi poolside and says, "Here. Cannibal!"
Or that awkward moment when you are putting your tail on poolside and turn around to see a lady watching you and eating sushi ROFL
Ok so this happened back in January when I was working at a renaissance Faire but it was funny
TAMW you're on your lunch break (still in tail) and all of a sudden EVERYBODY is amused because you're a mermaid eating pizza... can't a mer have some lunch? 😂
Formerly known as Savannah Staver
Still going through these, so not sure if this has already been mentioned...
TAMW you find yourself mesmerized by the full moon.
Haha! *nervous laugh; slinks stealthily away when no one's watching*
Haha! I had wondered a few days ago, when I started reading through this, if this ever happened to mers. You're used to flipping through the water as though you have one leg, not two. Get out of the water and you grow two pair and can't figure out how to use them. Seems pretty sensical to me.
It's also got me thinking what coming to land for a "real" mermaid must be like. They've never walked, always had legs. The density of gravity is much different in the water then on land, so standing would be difficult. You know, when humans get out of the water and they feel weighed down by the water? How much worse would it be for someone who's never been on dry land?Also, their core temp must be far different then humans because of the coldness of the water. They'd feel fried in 70 degree weather! The more I think about it, the more I wonder at how a mermaid would survive on land. :P This sort of thinking helps me imagine how I want to represent the mer world in my stories.
Yeah. I don't get that one either. Why were people SO against Aquamarine? When I saw the advertisement, I was determined to watch it, despite disgruntled reviews. I've never been able to get enough of the mer-world, always fascinated by it, never able to be a part of it. (Until recently, when I discovered how real mermaids are.) I wasn't disappointed that I recall. (Life has happened since. It's been a while since I've been able to watch it.) I'd have jumped for the steal of a deal too!
Yes, Michelle! My husband and I are 32 and 33 respectively. (I'm the younger of the two of us.) Yesterday, I was talking about how we are "past our prime" when it occurred to me that we are actually still very young. I don't know if it has any thing to do with how judgmental of age this society seems to be or because of some serious trauma we've been through over the past half-decade. But we really are NOT that old! When you think about it, people are living longer and longer these days. There are many who have made it to a whole century. And even they are young compared to the age of the earth itself.
That's a very good thing! One way of facing your fears is associating it with something positive. I'm not hydrophobic that I know of. I nearly drowned once and don't like water up my nose any more (that didn't even bother me before that incident), but I have always longed for the water and to swim more. I was 12 before I FINALLY learned how to swim. So if you're concerned how old you were when you finally did, you don't need to be. You're not alone. And I was older.
My Dr was doing that yesterday. I went in because I was ill, but also to ask for whatever advice she could give about my general health and what concerns I may have as a free diver. She was pretty determined to find out why I wanted to free dive. Finally, I told her I want to be a mermaid. She laughed and I pointed it out. She said only partly, but she thinks it's cool. Maybe because it involves great incentive to lose a great deal of weight that I seriously need to lose. Anyway, I told her mers are doing awesome things, like Make A Wish. (Impressed by Mermaid Linden's work.)That awkward moment you decide to tell one of your friends about your new interest in being a mermaid and you show her a photo of you wearing a mermaid tail and she keeps laughing about everything mermaid related you tell her and you are not sure if she is laughing at you because your idea is weird and she thinks it is strange or if she thinks it is cool.
About the hydraulophone: Wow! If I were a professional mermaid, I'd want to take this with me to shows. I would tell the kids it was an instrument from my world and give them a chance to play on it themselves if possible.
Last edited by Mermaid Cherish; 07-30-2015 at 12:50 AM.
The difference between a dream and a goal is a deadline. ~Steve Smith
Start strong, stay strong and finish strong by always remembering why you're doing it in the first place. ~Ralph Marston
user formerly known as Critter
Losing weight and THEN getting a tail. 41 pounds down, 100 to go! July 16 and still going strong! Inspired to educate and then work as a fitness and nutrition coach.
(this is more pool related then mer related)
so im at the pool with my older sister carmen. she uses contacts and i wear glasses
as she was tanning (next to this family that sat next to us) im in the deep end and swim over
Me: Hey carmen what time is it?
Carmen: you do know there is a clock over there (pointing to the clock on the entrance ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POOL)
Me: >:/
Carmen: *realizes that i dont have my glasses on and how stupid that sounded*D-DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! >///< its 1:47
i swam away as she had to explain to the couple that my glasses is on the chair inbetween her and them
I'll turn 50 this year. I told my wife I want a party at Chuck E Cheese.
(Formerly known as Æolius)
hey critter I don't mean to be a bother but you are kinda spamming this thread
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